>Batman White Knight #1
>DC Comics: October 4, 2017 Writer: Sean Murphy Art: Sean Murphy Cover: Sean Murphy
>Cover Price: $3.99 UPC: 76194134919000111 Diamond ID: AUG170269 GCIN: 979861
>In a world where Batman has gone too far, The Joker must save Gotham City. He's been called a maniac, a killer and the 'Clown Prince of Crime' but 'white knight'? Never. Until now? Set in a world where the Joker is cured of his insanity and homicidal tendencies, The Joker, now known as 'Jack,' sets about trying to right his wrongs. First he plans to reconcile with Harley Quinn, and then he'll try to save the city from the one person who he thinks is truly Gotham City's greatest villain: Batman! Superstar writer and artist Sean Murphy (PUNK ROCK JESUS, THE WAKE) presents a seven-issue miniseries of a twisted Gotham City with a massive cast of heroes and villains that, at its heart, is a tragic story of a hero and a villain: Batman and The Joker. But which is the hero-and which the villain? RATED T+
I GOT COMICS THIS WEEK!
Good morning, Finalchan! Did you pick up any comics this week? I sure as fuck did. Some people will tell you that I don't have comics, but I tell you I have the comics, the best comics, of anyone around.
Eleanore and the Egret #4 because you can't beat a thieving lady with them curves, partnering up with a bird to pull of heists. Floor sensors don't mean shit to a bird. In this issue, Eleanore is on her own, and desperate, and doesn't know what to do because she's a bad thief without her ace. Bros, this book is written by the author of Chew and drawn by the creator of The Maxx. How the fuck are you not reading this?
Cannibal #8 has people in Florida eating the assholes out of each other. It's not like a zombie story though, because the people still know what they are doing is wrong. It's more of like a disease that causes people to crave the guts of other humans. They look like your neighbor, they smell like your neighbor, and when they eat their children they do it in hiding so that no one knows. It's a zombie book where the zombies aren't braindead. Instead they have to deal with shame, remorse, and licking taints in private.
Motor Crush #7 because sometimes you just want to read a shitty book. This is a shitty book. The art is not great, the story is piss poor and full of characters that act in their worst interest with no reason for behaving the way they do. On the plus side, it has neon colors. That's it.
Slots #1 is a brand new series, so I'll let the sales blurb explain it.
>You can say this about the life of Stanley Dance: he did it his way. Unfortunately, his way never took getting old into account. Now, the former boxer is on his last legs, looking for redemption…but he'll settle for going down swinging. Roll the dice with superstar artist DAN PANOSIAN as he creates a bold and breathtaking vision of Las Vegas, where everything old can become new, and superstition influences how the chips fall.
Dan Panosian is a fantastic writer. Trust me, I told you faggots about Donny Cates before he was the hottest shit in comics.