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 No.4960[Reply]

I don't know what happened to the last rules sticky, but it's gone for some reason.

Welcome to /r/! This is NOT a /b/. This is a random discussion board. The board is NSFW, but porn goes to >>>/e/. If you want to shitpost, take that to >>>/sp/.

If this is your first time here, read the rules and the FAQ before posting (pls).


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 No.10943[Reply]

Song of the day thread.
If youre feeling a song a particular day, post it here. We can build up some kind of finalchan playlist.

If youre so inclined, maybe say something about why you picked it.
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 No.11168

>>11155

Does divorce suck that bad?

 No.11169

>>11168

idk I was just being snarky

 No.11176

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Talking about Jesus led to a discussion about the anti-christ. Someone said there is no rapture.

 No.11194

Dio - Straight through the Heart

https://youtu.be/LrMNwGTao5o

 No.11195

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Ah, honey honey.



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 No.11161[Reply]

So finalchan, what did you learn today? Today I learned by just existing as a white male im contributing to the scourge of America and I’m the sole reason for all of its racial problems.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/03/11/air-pollution-inequality-minorities-breathe-air-polluted-whites/3130783002/

Just breathing and living is oppressive.

> The fuck am I supposed to do? Just die?
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 No.11167

>>11162

Doesn’t seem like too bad of a movement. Unfortunately I’m a selfish prick and already have two kids. And before you say euthanasia, I do actually love them and my wife.

>>11165

The commoditization of our attention and the fact that the masses will allow themselves to be bought for so cheap is extremely disheartening. I really didn’t want to think people were that stupid, but I had a friend remind me of something.

“Imagine an average human being. The. Realize that literally half of all people are dumber than that guy”

Shits depressing.

 No.11170

>>11167
>already have two kids

You are currently .6 kids behind what is necessary to maintain a society. Get on it!

 No.11173

>>11170

Well if I absolutely have to go hump another one into my wife there really isn’t much I can do about it. After all, it’s required for society so I have to do it!

 No.11190

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>>11173
You already did your part, and we salute your patriotism. I'll take over from here and put that .6 in your wife.

 No.11191

>>11190

Something tells me you aren’t quite up to the job. You should go find another person who’s contributed nothing yet and make it happen.



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 No.11184[Reply]

aussie safespace
AUSSIE PRIDE INTERNET WIDE(WARNING - USER IS AUSTRALIAN)

 No.11185

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Wew

 No.11186

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>>11184
>>11184
>4chan banned in poostralia

 No.11187

For the fret time ozzies get lumped in with kiwis.

Usually the other ways round. Howzit feel?

 No.11188

>>11187
oyster hows it feels
i'll shinster rite up his're bur

 No.11189

>>11188

a rite cunt, m8.

'ole situation is a shit house, given the aussie salute to the newspapers.



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 No.10982[Reply]

It appears the last one has died. See you space cowboy…

Post them desktops, time to show off that epeen!
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 No.11028

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Just simple Ubuntu 18.04.

 No.11180

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I don't have screencap capabilities, so check out my battlestation instead.

 No.11181

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 No.11182

>>11180

This guy is an artist

>>11181

And this guy is an autist

 No.11183

>>11180
>ubuntu 12.04 in 2019

based



 No.11171[Reply]

bored and tired, last post was two days ago anyone here?
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 No.11174

People are too busy jacking off so they're using Chinese bots to post.

 No.11175

>>11174
Wouldnt it be better to let the bots do the jerking?

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 No.10996[Reply]

Greetings denizens and denizettes,

My name is Daniel, today I come to you to beg you for your hard earned money. I am shamefully and humbly asking for financial support. (will pay it back though)
I humbly ask the mods, the users and everyone else to not treat me harshly and rather to listen to my plea first, and after all if you feel that my post is bad just ignore me, that's all it takes.

I live in a small town, everyone knows everyone else and I lost my job at a local establishment a few months back, I haven't been able to find a job locally since 99% of placements are already taken, I've tried to talk to locals about getting financial support but to no avail, I've asked the bank for a mini loan but to no avail, I've tried easy-loan companies and failed miserably.

I manage personal expenses by doing small menial tasks (farm work, moving, warehouse hourly pay and other such shit).

But rent is due on the 2nd of February, and I am 800e short which means I'll be selling my phone which will get me around 300ish if I'm lucky, and I need to magically come up with the 500e remaining.


I have no idea how I'll get the remaining for rent, so I thought of trying the internet, I've already tried to bid on freelance websites like freelancer, upwork and elance but I fear that even if I did get awarded a project it would take too much time (even after completion) to get paid, and my landlord is not the kind of guy that would wait, I basically need to pay the guy by max the 4th of February.

I can't fuck with this guy, I've already tried talking to him (twice) about extending my rent till next month and he gave me a solid and adamant "Can't do that, either you come up with the rent or make arrangements to be out by the 5th" By contract he has already given me my month's notice to find another place since he heard that I lost my job. That was a month ago, so after an hour of negotiation with him he finally agreed to let me take the flat till March, on the condition that I come up with money.
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 No.11013

800 euros is a lot of money. Maybe you should move to one of those "No-Go" zones, I am sure rent is cheaper. You just have to deal with he stabbings.

 No.11063

No idea if you're reading this, but good luck Daniel. I have no money to give you, but I will hope you get the best.

 No.11094

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>>10996

Daniel, I have no money to give you.

But I am going to give you my axe. May it help you in your battle against the mighty 500e Rent Monster

 No.11166

Daniel,

Where do you now live?

Sincerely,

-Finalchanonymous



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 No.11153[Reply]

Spotted.

 No.11160

Nice



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 No.8402[Reply]

Can you smell what anon is cookin?

One onion, one potato, one sausage, one pat of butter, one splash of olive oil, half a broccoli, and 10-12 minutes or so. Cover and flip when ever. Diet food!
I home alone attempting to cook for the first time and honestly didnt think cooking was this easy. I guess if retards like me have been successfully doing it for thousands of years it cant be that hard.
If i would change anything i would have added a pepper or two, may some hot sauce, but definitely some pepper and some salt.
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 No.11134

>>11133
Make sure you clean that plate with some ammonia and bleach. Gets it all clean.

 No.11141

>>11133
That looks great. Most of my omlettes are ham and cheese, I should start expanding my horizons.

 No.11143

>>11141
Parsley, thyme, rosemary, and coriander/cilantro are good fresh herbs that go with omelettes well. Almost any crumbly, high fat meat works (turkey sausage is a p good alternative though). For other spices/aromatics you of course have onion and garlic, and then chili peppers in general. You also can add vegetables like bell peppers, (fresh) spinach, and some other leafy greens. As for cheeses, just try to pick cheeses with higher moisture content as the base. American, havarti, manchego, queso fresco, etc. Drier cheeses can be used too, just mix them with the more moist cheese or use them as a topper.

 No.11144

>>11143
how could i also forget, tomatoes. also potatoes.

 No.11152

I cant smell any of these



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