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I don't know what happened to the last rules sticky, but it's gone for some reason.

Welcome to /r/! This is NOT a /b/. This is a random discussion board. The board is NSFW, but porn goes to >>>/e/. If you want to shitpost, take that to >>>/sp/.

If this is your first time here, read the rules and the FAQ before posting (pls).


On this thread: Cool shit. Let's teach each stuff

First up
The Duga woodpecker over the horizon radar in chernoboyl


Teach me sum'in finalchan
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goddamn, that was fascinating.



Article about a short-lived pidgin language that was sort of a weird mix of Russian and Norwegian. Not entirely interesting, but mildly interesting.


linguistics is a fascinating field


Indeed it is. One thing recently that I've found super interesting is how many rules about English that native English speakers know, but can't name. This may be known amongst some of you but, I'll still share.

Firstly, adjectives in English are always in the order of opinion, size, age, shape, color, origin, material, purpose, and then the noun. An example might be, "Great big old circular golden German wooden rocking chair". However, if you move any of those words before "chair" around, the sentence sounds alien and awkward.

There's also the rule of ablaut reduplication. Do you know what it is? Probably not. However, if someone said "hop-hip" or "zag-zig", you'd know those are wrong, but you wouldn't know why. It sounds wrong because of ablaut reduplication. If you repeat a word with an altered vowel, the word with an "i" as the vowel has to go first. Zig-zag, hip-hop, chit-chat. In phrases with three words, it's got to go I-A-O.


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Snake climbing a tree. Thought it was pretty neat.

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>Artist Matt Furie is raising money on Kickstarter to resurrect a beloved comic frog who was hijacked by online trolls. What a short, strange trip it’s been.

Does this man not understand pepenomics ? He's trying to flood the market with normie memes.
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truth is the first casualty of war


that webm is hilarious


leave that catto alone


He is such a cuck nobody cares about him anymore.
Matt thinks he is something more than a faggot who got lucky.
Everything from him since 08 is trash.
The ADL and JIDF pay him to ruin pepe but they failed.


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I like when funny things happen to people being cool.

Does /r/ have a folder of these?

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Can't believe people believe any of this shit.
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Oh I thought it was a joke,
I thought they were saying Quesomorphins


This is an excellent post.


kc tier


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You can describe any food and make it sound silly and disgusting. Cheese is nice.


Good thing I don't drink milk

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Has anyone here ever done anything successful in their lives?
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What was that like?


I won a competition at my university that gave me four years for free.


Oh, I'm a Chemical Engineer. Pays really well, once you get past the first few years ($5000 a month before tax).


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i tried my hand at drawing, and i kind of succeeded. exclusively skill wise.
guess that is something


Find Finalchan

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What do you think of chanpink.com?
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It also has a shitty system that doesn't allow you hesitate whether or not you should post your shitpost on it. Truly terrifying to see that others can see what you type while they start to write arguments to it, even if you didn't finish yet.
Imageboards should be imageboards, not some abomination of instant chat and forum combined. It doesn't even have catalog. Truly a steaming pile of shit.


>Protect #NetNeutrality
It's gay as fuck


Well to be fair, there's nothing wrong with being in favor of net neutrality


Thats the queen of chanpink and shes a real q.t.


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beta cuck confirmed

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Join Suicide Pact, a Discord server centered around shitposting, memes and cancerous community. The owner is a hot Jewish female and has fresh memes, also sends nudes for low prices! https://discordapp.com/invite/tSVshpv


>cancerous community.
Atleast you're selfaware.


Sounds like all the things I love about finalchan.

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itt: high quality_ posts
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Thanks for your opinions.
Why don't you make one yourselves?


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i did. in fact, i made 8 of the 12 images posted here.

and, having done so, i stand well with my rights to point out that all my shit sucks and the only true visionary is >>7583


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just for you

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← Animated example.

Did you know that if you could read without moving your eyes from side to side, your reading speed increases dramatically?


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Yes, actually! I know the OP post is mostly a meme, but there's a fine-ass thing called Spritz. It does exactly what you stated. Pic related. Really cool thing.


So, an animated pasta reader?

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies.

We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there.

Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness.

You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once.

It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.


Nice pasta.

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