I was merging into a line of traffic for an exit so I was cruising at matching speed, pulling toward the line of traffic with a blinker on as I usually do waiting for a gap to widen.
As the hole opens, and i start to pull in, some asshole in a lowered civic coupe or something behind the hole steps on the gas and pulls up right into the hole Im merging into.
I didnt see him till i checked over my shoulder, and even then I could only just see the top of his car, thats how close he was, so I had to jerk the wheel back and merge behind him.
He was on a small shoulder, there must have been only 6 inches on either side of him between my truck and the guard rail.
What fucking moron looks at this side of my 7,000lb truck, sees the dents, and dings and dirt, and says,
>Yeah I want to get between that and a guard rail. That looks comfy!
Normally, I'm the guy with all the dents most people try to keep their cars away from, but not this fuck.
I *CLEARLY* don't give a fuck, you're going to end up embedded in my bed, and I wont even notice.
I tailgated him with my Hellas on for the next half mile, I hope I burned out his fucking corneas. Cocksucker. (Literally the only time ive used my lights in anger, or even on a highway)
He probably got scared as shit when he saw a dog driving a truck.