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Bread? Yeast? Dough? Maybe you're mud. Visit https://finalquotes.github.io/ if you want a blast from the yeasty past

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It's Friday! How you doing Finalchan?

How was your week? Any plans for the weekend?
What are eating/drinking/watching/doing tonight?


Plan to fap


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Planned to watch Impact wrestling with my bros but they all bailed.

Kids these days


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I went to a medieval fighting practice yesterday, it was pretty cool. Its basically full speed, full contact sword and sheild. Combat, complete with armor. The swords and staffs are ratan, a solid bamboo. Ill post some videos once i get them off my phone.
Tonight i went to a party with one of my brehs from school.
Movie is nightmare on elm, song is by <|o_o|>


Er, caravan palace


Lel and the movie is Nightmare at Elm Manor (1961)


ITT, We write a text based adventure game! I'll get us rolling with a classic start:

>You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.

What will you do?
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Scream "I've got ya now, you slimy bastard!" and hit him with the stock of the tranquilizer gun.



> Mandela falls unconscious and you stand triumphant over your prey.

What do you do?


Eat licorice to free up inventory space, and then loot his body.


>You gorge yourself on delicious licorice and waddle over to the boddy of the unconcious Mandella. As you pat him down and begin to turn out his pockets, you furrow your brow in confusion. It seems that all Mandella had on him was more licorice, which you add back to your inventory, once again full of the treat.
What do you do?


Run south

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Stay woke


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Fresh meme




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>endchan down constantly
>check the twitter feed everytiem
>keep noticing finalchan
>finally come to finalchan
>no /pol/ board
>no one hates jews anywhere here
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HOW DARE YOU use Centauri filth as a reaction image


its true. they kind of try and spillover everywhere. this little place is better off without it.


/pol/ spills over everywhere because learning such a heavy truth about reality consumes their life. It's only a matter of time until they realise there's even more truth, and they've only scratched the surface. Just let them be until the learn even more and develop a further layer of intellect. They believe everybody knowing about the Jews is a means to an end of our dystopian lifestyles, and therefore having everybody know about it would bring a utopia.

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My sister is going to the prom tomorrow night, how I can make sure she doesn't lose her virginity?
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> It's better for her to make these mistakes now when she has her parents as a safety net than in a decade or two when it could cost her a shit ton of money and friends and family

it isn't even just the safety net, it's the fact that keeping her from making the mistakes in the first place will cause her to never learn from them. Not saying she needs to get gregnant to learn from her mistakes. For that, the parents or someone should tell her if she has sex she needs to use a condom, and chances are she probably already knows to use a condom due to the internet. She's GOING to have sex at some point sooner or later, so keeping her educated and aware is the best preventative measure you can take.


>is 26
>lives at home interjecting himself in his 16 year old sister's life
If you were my brother, you'd be the reason I'd move out of home early. And if I was a retard, I would lose my virginity to some degenerate in order to spite you, even though I'd regret it in the future. You're going to cause majority of the problems you're trying to prevent.


>watches her wherever she goes, even when doing personal shit with friends
>has access to all her social media
>reads her diary
Have you ever read 1984, anon? You truly are a Big Brother.


>I was too focused on my own life to worry about other people.
And now that hasn't brought you anywhere, you decided to do the polar opposite: forcing yourself onto other people, jabbing yourself in their lives, and projecting your problems onto them as if their choices should've been the same as your own.


>keeping her from making the mistakes in the first place will cause her to never learn from them
>never having mistakes to learn from
Well that's just a recipe for disaster.

>keeping her educated and aware is the best preventative measure you can take

But that's not what you're doing, you're secretly sabotaging her from chances at life experience. She's not being educated, nor is her awareness being raised. A child who never steps out in sunlight isn't going to be prepared for inevitable sunburn when they finally escape.

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Post hot black girls.


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Why are black girls so damn hot?


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Black girls > white girls


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>Why are black girls so damn hot?

Black absorbs more heat because it also absorbs more light, and light energy changes into thermal energy, which gives off heat.


disgusting niggers, kill yourself

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Happy Independence Day Finalchan!

Be careful while shooting off those fireworks in remembrance of blowing up those red coats. You don't want to lose a finger.


Having a party today boys.


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I dropped these



This isn't cinco de mayo, bro.


>first pic
Jeb, is that you?

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as an example on how things never play out the way they do in the movies, here's the ending to the original 1964 Willy Wonka as is followed by how it would play out in real life if Willy Wonka had Aspergers

>Willy Wonka movie

Grampa Joe: it's an elevator

Wonka: it's a wonka vator! an elevator can only go up and down, but the wonka vator can go up and down, side to side, long ways and short ways, and up and till now I've pressed them all! except that one! go ahead Charlie!

now lets see how that same scene would play out if Willy Wonka had Aspergers syndrome

>Willy Wonka real life

Grandpa Joe: it's an elevator

you: it's a wonka vator! an elevator can only go…
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A link to this thread will be included as part of the line up of commercials in this thread


From now on just like the PSA's you would have seen on TV back in the early 90's.


I think your "real life" scenario is unrealistic. It's not like Wonka goes on forever and ever about the different features. It's a pretty short explanation that most people would be fine listening to. It feels like you're approaching this from the point of view of victimizing yourself, which is the wrong way to approach life. I know you've probably stared at many virgin x vs chad y memes and the like telling you about how nobody can stand you because of xyz, but the truth is that when you place yourself as a passive force in life, that is, that life happens TO you rather than you doing something, you're just setting yourself up for failure.


I guess I can see that, either way as I explained here → >>9322 this is mostly meant to be seen as one of those PSA's you would have seen bundled with other commercials back in the early 90's for the sake of giving more of an authentic feel to this




The irony is that you're obsessing over this to the point of being annoying, kek


On this thread: Cool shit. Let's teach each stuff

First up
The Duga woodpecker over the horizon radar in chernoboyl


Teach me sum'in finalchan
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This is incredibly satisfying


if dubs i don't
if singles i do




i did, and it went well
i wonder if i should today
if dubs i don't
if singles i do


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My parents bought a chunk of bismuth. This shit doesnt even look real in pictures.

>The spiral, stair-stepped structure of bismuth crystals is the result of a higher growth rate around the outside edges than on the inside edges. The variations in the thickness of the oxide layer that forms on the surface of the crystal cause different wavelengths of light to interfere upon reflection, thus displaying a rainbow of colors.





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From the Black River stages Rally, I helped marshal twice. from 2014


This is the monstrous Group B Audi S1 quattro.

The fluttering sound is air being forced backward through the turbo charger. The video is a classic

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