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Bible Study

I do a daily bible study 7 days a week and a nightly bible study m-f.
Night M-F: 7:30PM CST-US
Day: 1PM CST-US
https://twitch.tv/a7runaway

Its lofi, mostly takes place in terminal, music in the background, Dramatized NIV audio, arch linux, 900x540 res, and some nice music idkl
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Troll the Planet

If you wanted to troll the entire planet, what would you do? I'm asking for a friend of course.
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how often do you think homer jacks off?
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>be 22
>be a jr in college (long story)
>be at a sorority for a waffle eating fundraiser
>one of the girls says she wants to hold a meme party
>flash backs to high school
'haha i remember those we used to have those in like 2011'
>get strange questioning look
'Yeah haha different memes tho, like rage faces and advice animals'
>girl says 'well i was 11 then i wasnt really looking at memes'

I felt old today finalchan. It hurt of all the ways to date yourself… Im 22 for chrissakes. Is it over for me?
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Hi
R: 12 / I: 2 (sticky)
Hey /r/

It's October. Are you ready for the ?
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p2p lending

Okay this is serious. Anyone have experiences or knowledges with peer to peer lending ? I want to try invest in it.

K thx
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Ok friends.

I couldn't find a draw thread.

So here it is. Make a request, and someone draws it… poorly in most cases.
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>Banksy painting shreds itself moments after being sold for $1.4 million at London auction.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/banksy-painting-shreds-itself-moments-after-being-sold-1-4-n917326

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.

Keep commercializing my art you assholes.
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So does anyone else wanna ram there dick in bowsette/ boosette or am I alone on this one?
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Golden Oak Library

if any of you have a spell request you want from me out of my vast library of spells which are just collecting dust due to me having moved on to other things, I guarantee you there is a spell in there for nearly everything you can possibally think of, I myself haven't had a spell yet I couldn't find in there, so itt ask me for whatever you need and I'll post you a screenshot of the requested spell.
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The site is broken

Mods please fix it, I can't post pictures anymore and now I can't even post in my own god damn threads anymore wtf is going on? >:(
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Only people 30+ yo should be allowed to vote. Discuss.
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What are /r/‘s thoughts on Christian rap?

> https://youtu.be/qgI05fgRrlQ
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What's /r/ doing tonight? I'm walking around vegas.
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==M/r/RA=

Make /r/ Random Again!

Visit https://theuselessweb.com/

Hold down the CONTROL key and click PLEASE (5) times.

Post result.
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Hello kind and law-abiding users of this board. Please come over to the new /b/ alternative /abc/, alternative random cancer so I can feel better about myself. https://8ch.net/abc/index.html
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Anybody still around from the openchan days?
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/gon/

Comfy /gon/dola thread!
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Political leaning test

8 values - a political leaning test

https://8values.github.io/

I took a political alignment test for the first time in my life.
Turned out that I'm mostly a centrist.
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Self Publishers thread, list em

I'll start,

Title: Memphis Megahertz and the Kansas City Fractal

What: Techno-Coffeetable/quote style book, follows 2 nostalgic computer systems through a Virtual American Empire.

Where: Amazon Sept. 7

PDF preview-download?: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FkK0NRe59EK2Chnw-lid6UToX3jweiKD/view?usp=sharing
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A meme for the old guys
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I DON'T WATCH PORN

I am more powerful than all of you faggots https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENs91xw0X3E
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Finalchan Afternoon

Every weekday afternoon gather to the living room for a hit lineup of all your favorite cartoons, join the Lyoko warriors in a virtual world adventure as they attempt to overthrow the evil Xana in Code Lyoko

Jeremie Belpois (cutscene): return to the past now!

Or join Twilight and her friends on a magical adventure through danger and peril with My Little Pony

Twilight Sparkle (cutscene): Pinkie what are you crazy run!

Or join ash on his journey as he attempts to "catch em all" in Pok'emon

Ash Ketchum (cutscene): Pikachu, thunder shock now!

And then, every Saturday morning witness the "blue streak that speeds by"! Who is he? You'll just have to stick around and find out here on the Finalchan Afternoon, but until then we'll be back after these messages

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KiO2SBZ2238

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jR5O_nV2m-Q

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3GQ02nXQQiM
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Japanese Comedy Show

Hi I found extremely amazing videos and Japanese comedy videos. I can’t believe the videos are so cool and so funny. I think you should watch too. You can relief your stress by watching funny and amazing Japanese videos. I want to introduce Japanese amateur comedy to ALL of World.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI_Cyvk4vIJq5fdk4Cewqrg/featured
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlJvuwyyrIg
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Is this chan still alive?

Are people still active on this chan or is it kill?
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Is finalchan up for it?

the winner takes all

is the thrill of one more kill

the last one to fall

will never sacrifice their will
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Greetings Finalchan

Hello there Finalchan,

I've always loved how laid back this imageboard is, (even if it is partially dead in some areas).
I have been somewhat "inspired" and have created my own imageboard, (anonroad.info).
I understand this is somewhat of a shill post and I only ask for honest opinions on the initial setup of the site. I do not wish to blatantly spam-advertise your boards, but to simply say hello.
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Pure OC. Go die in a fire. I love you all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5jrTTM5xB4
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Memes

Do you think they’re just cheap humor that indicates a lack of attention and ability to think critically? Or are they the next step in subversion of expectations?
R: 5 / I: 0
YaCy vs Startpage.

What search engine are you using?
R: 15 / I: 7
Does finalchan read?

I recently read The Man Who Was Thursday and Norse Mythology.
R: 5 / I: 2

Friday Thread

It's Friday! How you doing Finalchan?

How was your week? Any plans for the weekend?
What are eating/drinking/watching/doing tonight?
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Finalchan Writes a Text-Based Aventure Game

ITT, We write a text based adventure game! I'll get us rolling with a classic start:

>You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.


What will you do?
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Fuck you niggers

Stay woke
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Who the hell is ℂ⌬©⍟ℕυͳ and why do I see him everywhere I go? Is he multiple people? What is his endgame? Pic unrelated.
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>endchan down constantly
>check the twitter feed everytiem
>keep noticing finalchan
>finally come to finalchan
>no /pol/ board
>no one hates jews anywhere here
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My sister is going to the prom tomorrow night, how I can make sure she doesn't lose her virginity?
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Black girls

Post hot black girls.
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Happy Independence Day Finalchan!

Be careful while shooting off those fireworks in remembrance of blowing up those red coats. You don't want to lose a finger.
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Draw-fag thread

Story of the future - Part 1

1 / 5
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Public service announcement

as an example on how things never play out the way they do in the movies, here's the ending to the original 1964 Willy Wonka as is followed by how it would play out in real life if Willy Wonka had Aspergers

>Willy Wonka movie


Grampa Joe: it's an elevator

Wonka: it's a wonka vator! an elevator can only go up and down, but the wonka vator can go up and down, side to side, long ways and short ways, and up and till now I've pressed them all! except that one! go ahead Charlie!

now lets see how that same scene would play out if Willy Wonka had Aspergers syndrome

>Willy Wonka real life


Grandpa Joe: it's an elevator

you: it's a wonka vator! an elevator can only go…

Grandpa Joe: well I'm not going to argue with you! all i did was make an observation, and you want to argue with me about it right off the bat!

you: sir I'm not arguing with you I'm…

Grandpa Joe: see your doing it again! you don't need to argue with everything I say! and another thing…

10 minutes later

Grandpa Joe: and that's why I'm never eating your chocolate again!

you: can I say something really quick?

Grandpa Joe: go ahead!

you: all I was trying to say is that this is a special kind of elevator, that goes in more directions then just up and down! up until now I've pressed them all! except that one! go ahead Charlie!

Grandpa Joe: don't tell my kid what to do!!! why don't you press it!!!

you: fine

it takes off and the a**hole still wont shut up

Grandpa Joe: what the hell is happening?!!! get me out of this thing before I call the police!

yeah I'm sure this version would have been a family classic, I hope whomever is reading this is able to see by now why people with Aspergers live angry stressful lives, social nuance is a very real issue in today's society and engaging in unusual behavior like this toward those with Aspergers accomplishes nothing and only creates problems, it's the responsibility of society as a whole to do their part and see to it that these types of societal problems don't stick around for future generations of Aspergers to suffer through, clean up your act and your reward is a brighter tomorrow.
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Can you smell what anon is cookin?

One onion, one potato, one sausage, one pat of butter, one splash of olive oil, half a broccoli, and 10-12 minutes or so. Cover and flip when ever. Diet food!
I home alone attempting to cook for the first time and honestly didnt think cooking was this easy. I guess if retards like me have been successfully doing it for thousands of years it cant be that hard.
If i would change anything i would have added a pepper or two, may some hot sauce, but definitely some pepper and some salt.
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On this thread: Cool shit. Let's teach each stuff

First up
The Duga woodpecker over the horizon radar in chernoboyl

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duga_radar
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Over-the-horizon_radar

Teach me sum'in finalchan
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Rally Thread

SAMIR PLEASE
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Let's make an animation, one frame at a time. I'll start.
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Non drawfag creative thread

I make a variety of trap rap influenced by hardcore punk, emo, screamo, and black metal.

latest track
https://soundcloud.com/keanuc/entropy

main page https://soundcloud.com/keanuc

Share your own stuff and feel free to comment on each other
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Excuse me

But what THE FUCK is going on here
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Show me your ideal gf
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Post glitches along with the link

https://flyingpanties.com/5aed10a847c4c000012bb55c

You can use the expression given in the link to make a similar glitch
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Can I just have a mod position or something, just to deal with the fucking spam? This site would be about a million times better without it.
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Does anyone else feel like we shouldn't add any more boards? It would divide the traffic, and /r/ fills the same role any supposed boards would.
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plz come support my board…

https://n64chan.me/all/
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These are the most comfortable underwear I have ever worn. Nothing comes close. Who do you think is a competitor.

Breathable Lightweight Micro-Mesh Boxer Brief
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shitpeople

send all shitskins back to shitskincountry
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Greetings from Mewch, finalchan!
I come here to tell you that the cp spammer using our name and the domain ending in .cf is not us. It is simply using our name to share cp.

With love from your fellow comfy sister site.
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Hank had a little tumor removed from his paw. He will be alright.
R: 8 / I: 2
Hello board
R: 7 / I: 5
Finally a chan which I discovered with random search result.
R: 5 / I: 0
I'm back after a year. What have I missed?
R: 1 / I: 0
I have a real problem with farting. I fart probably somewhere around 600+ times a day if not more. I'm just trying to figure out ways I can prevent farting so damn much. I stopped drinking soda, I stopped eating fast food, and still the farts are coming out as much as ever. Does anyone else here have this problem?
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Self Improvement

What did you do today to be better than yesterday finalchan?
Are you stronger, smarter, or better at your job?
Post what your learning or trying to accomplish.

As long as you take a step everyday you'll make it.
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How empathetic is finalchan.net?
https://psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/
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Hello

Mewch.net says hi
R: 4 / I: 1
Okay I think you guys really need to do something about these bots, it's basically akin to vandalism at this point.
R: 2 / I: 0

Found Footage Stream

Do you guys have any interest in watching this? I literally just found out about this group tonight but apparently they're going to be streaming a bunch of footage from old found VHS tapes and do commentary on it.
R: 5 / I: 2
God Tier Soda Thread
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ITT: We pretend we're on 4chan
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Food

What do you eat, finalchan?

Recently I've started just microwaving these and eating them plain or with a piece of cheese. They're essentially pizza pockets but cheaper and better for you.
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I have an instant pot. Ask me anything.
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"Hoppy" Easter finalchan!
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Our greatest responsibility is to serve our communities.


MSM in action.
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Last.FM Collage Thread

Post them collages. Link to make them is at http://tapmusic.net:80/lastfm/

Also r8/h8/obliter8
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Fuck 4chan

I recently posted on 4chan that I was having life problems and mentioned I was under aged so instead of trying to help me they just got me banned instead fuck you 4chan
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Thoughts?
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NEET and Hikikomori Thread

Anyone on here a NEET or a Hikikomori??.
R: 0 / I: 0

Rape threats against the daughter of U.S. President in South Korea

Rape threats against the daughter of U.S. President
in South Korea
Korean National Police Agency Cyber Bureau / Cyber Spying
https://pastebin.com/raw/tb1ypQes

Violaciones de amenazas contra la hija del presidente de EE. UU.
en Corea del Sur
Agencia de Policía Nacional de Corea Cyber Bureau / Cyber Spying
https://pastebin.com/raw/FgaxF25a

Vergewaltigung Drohungen gegen die Tochter des US-Präsidenten
in Südkorea
Koreanische nationale Polizeibehörde Cyber Bureau / Cyber Spying
https://pastebin.com/raw/PMWK6rZL

Изнасилование угроз против дочери президента США
в Южной Корее
Корейское национальное полицейское агентство Cyber Bureau / Cyber Spying
https://pastebin.com/raw/k4ypdmz9

米国大統領の娘に対するレイプ脅迫
韓国で
警察庁サイバー局/サイバースパイ
https://pastebin.com/raw/0gHiVdp3

Des menaces de viol contre la fille du président des États-Unis
en Corée du Sud
Agence de la police nationale coréenne Cyber Bureau / Cyber Spying
https://pastebin.com/raw/8kd5y1wF

强奸威胁美国总统的女儿
在韩国
韩国国家警察厅网络局/网络间谍
https://pastebin.com/raw/wH5S8YPC



Cyber Bureau / Cyber Spying
https://pastebin.com/raw/7fSzw7GY
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This guy.....

So I found this guys website and he legit has his address just sitting there and he wants people to send him shit lol. https://dark3n1ng.party/stuff.html = If you hate my blog or whatever send me whatever old junk or whatever you have.
My Address
1175 Lincoln Dr N DeKalb, IL 60115 New Hall West 109B1
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niceguy cringe thread
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this is nice site :^)
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yes I know it's not february anymore

>tfw confessing my love to my oneitis sometime this week
>she's probably going to take me back but the alternative is that I make a fool of myself and (possibly) ostracize myself from my entire group of friends
>couldn't get to sleep last night until 5 in the morning
>going insane with worry about what's going to happen, and feel constantly sick to my stomach thinking about her with the person she's currently half-dating
>she's moving soon so I'll never see her again in a few months if she still won't talk to me
>have to tell her because I'll live the rest of my life regretting it if I don't
I am probably going to move to Indonesia and just be a farmer or some shit if this doesn't work. Maybe I can learn kung fu as well. I promise I'm not in High School, I'd be on 4/8chan if I were

Are you with anyone currently, finalchan? Do you love them? Do they love you?
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So every once in a while I find myself wandering back here wondering what the fuck is up. You guys still exist? It's a goddamn miracle. I don't even know that anyone will recognize me, but congrats to all involved.

I remember this being Openchan, and I started the irc when the faggot mods on 4chinz went crazy. Good fucking times.
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Is it just me or has the site's traffic increased?
R: 7 / I: 0
Happy St. Patrick Day, finalchan.
Enjoy a ditty.
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IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43410816
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Jeanette

Is she nice?
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Helo were the menes at?
R: 5 / I: 0

your ticket to fun

come on down its the owl. everyones welcome. snacks and grills will be provided. get your ass in here niggas.
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A reminder for the younger users of finalchan.

No matter how good things are, sometimes shit happens.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=OCYT9Hew9ZU
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take a screenshot of your desktop no changing shit
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Photography

Its winter. Post some pictures you took
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One of our admins, you may know him as Torrential, is married, and his wife is pretty sick.
This thread is to wish him and his wife well, and to make a get well card.
Download it, write on it, decorate it, and repost it. Write big. you can write over the rocket.
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Where is the feral cat guy???
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h-hi

Hi finalchan, I'm new at this IB but you guys seem so nice even though this board is a little bit dead, so I just come to say hi.
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bored

What sites you visit when doing internet? Im really bored
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Best snacks

Post your weakness.
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My crush rejected me a few months ago… Feeling depressed, anybody wanna subscribe to my youtube channel and watch me inject Dr. pepper into my hand?

Because that's what I'm about to do right now. I'm going to inject Dr. Pepper in my hand.

Anyway, check out my video while I get this picture taken.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8IJMCzzvP0
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)

Welcome to /r/!

I don't know what happened to the last rules sticky, but it's gone for some reason.

Welcome to /r/! This is NOT a /b/. This is a random discussion board. The board is NSFW, but porn goes to >>>/e/. If you want to shitpost, take that to >>>/sp/.

If this is your first time here, read the rules and the FAQ before posting (pls).