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Is finalchan up for it?

the winner takes all

is the thrill of one more kill

the last one to fall

will never sacrifice their will
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Friday Thread

It's Friday! How you doing Finalchan?

How was your week? Any plans for the weekend?
What are eating/drinking/watching/doing tonight?
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Finalchan Writes a Text-Based Aventure Game

ITT, We write a text based adventure game! I'll get us rolling with a classic start:

>You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.

What will you do?
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Does finalchan read?

I recently read The Man Who Was Thursday and Norse Mythology.
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Finalchan Afternoon

Every weekday afternoon gather to the living room for a hit lineup of all your favorite cartoons, join the Lyoko warriors in a virtual world adventure as they attempt to overthrow the evil Xana in Code Lyoko

Jeremie Belpois (cutscene): return to the past now!

Or join Twilight and her friends on a magical adventure through danger and peril with My Little Pony

Twilight Sparkle (cutscene): Pinkie what are you crazy run!

Or join ash on his journey as he attempts to "catch em all" in Pok'emon

Ash Ketchum (cutscene): Pikachu, thunder shock now!

And then, every Saturday morning witness the "blue streak that speeds by"! Who is he? You'll just have to stick around and find out here on the Finalchan Afternoon, but until then we'll be back after these messages



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Fuck you niggers

Stay woke
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Who the hell is ℂ⌬©⍟ℕυͳ and why do I see him everywhere I go? Is he multiple people? What is his endgame? Pic unrelated.
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>endchan down constantly
>check the twitter feed everytiem
>keep noticing finalchan
>finally come to finalchan
>no /pol/ board
>no one hates jews anywhere here
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My sister is going to the prom tomorrow night, how I can make sure she doesn't lose her virginity?
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Do you think they’re just cheap humor that indicates a lack of attention and ability to think critically? Or are they the next step in subversion of expectations?
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Black girls

Post hot black girls.
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Happy Independence Day Finalchan!

Be careful while shooting off those fireworks in remembrance of blowing up those red coats. You don't want to lose a finger.
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Draw-fag thread

Story of the future - Part 1

1 / 5
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Public service announcement

as an example on how things never play out the way they do in the movies, here's the ending to the original 1964 Willy Wonka as is followed by how it would play out in real life if Willy Wonka had Aspergers

>Willy Wonka movie

Grampa Joe: it's an elevator

Wonka: it's a wonka vator! an elevator can only go up and down, but the wonka vator can go up and down, side to side, long ways and short ways, and up and till now I've pressed them all! except that one! go ahead Charlie!

now lets see how that same scene would play out if Willy Wonka had Aspergers syndrome

>Willy Wonka real life

Grandpa Joe: it's an elevator

you: it's a wonka vator! an elevator can only go…

Grandpa Joe: well I'm not going to argue with you! all i did was make an observation, and you want to argue with me about it right off the bat!

you: sir I'm not arguing with you I'm…

Grandpa Joe: see your doing it again! you don't need to argue with everything I say! and another thing…

10 minutes later

Grandpa Joe: and that's why I'm never eating your chocolate again!

you: can I say something really quick?

Grandpa Joe: go ahead!

you: all I was trying to say is that this is a special kind of elevator, that goes in more directions then just up and down! up until now I've pressed them all! except that one! go ahead Charlie!

Grandpa Joe: don't tell my kid what to do!!! why don't you press it!!!

you: fine

it takes off and the a**hole still wont shut up

Grandpa Joe: what the hell is happening?!!! get me out of this thing before I call the police!

yeah I'm sure this version would have been a family classic, I hope whomever is reading this is able to see by now why people with Aspergers live angry stressful lives, social nuance is a very real issue in today's society and engaging in unusual behavior like this toward those with Aspergers accomplishes nothing and only creates problems, it's the responsibility of society as a whole to do their part and see to it that these types of societal problems don't stick around for future generations of Aspergers to suffer through, clean up your act and your reward is a brighter tomorrow.
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What's /r/ doing tonight? I'm walking around vegas.
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Can you smell what anon is cookin?

One onion, one potato, one sausage, one pat of butter, one splash of olive oil, half a broccoli, and 10-12 minutes or so. Cover and flip when ever. Diet food!
I home alone attempting to cook for the first time and honestly didnt think cooking was this easy. I guess if retards like me have been successfully doing it for thousands of years it cant be that hard.
If i would change anything i would have added a pepper or two, may some hot sauce, but definitely some pepper and some salt.
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On this thread: Cool shit. Let's teach each stuff

First up
The Duga woodpecker over the horizon radar in chernoboyl


Teach me sum'in finalchan
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Rally Thread

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Let's make an animation, one frame at a time. I'll start.
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Non drawfag creative thread

I make a variety of trap rap influenced by hardcore punk, emo, screamo, and black metal.

latest track

main page https://soundcloud.com/keanuc

Share your own stuff and feel free to comment on each other
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Excuse me

But what THE FUCK is going on here
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Show me your ideal gf
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Post glitches along with the link


You can use the expression given in the link to make a similar glitch
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Can I just have a mod position or something, just to deal with the fucking spam? This site would be about a million times better without it.
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Dissecting the body by killing Tiffany for female autopsy

"North Korean leader Kim Jong-un planned to sell Korean traditional drugs to the United States to fund uranium imports from IS, but there were no white people in North Korea who could medical experiment on a living body in advance.
Kim Jong-un’s transgender wife, Ri Sol-ju, infiltrated the United States and kidnapped Tiffany Trump, the drug addict daughter of Donald Trump, who was in prison for drug use, and took her to the dungeon torture room in the underground prison.
Ri Sol-ju had a strong whip on Tiffany’s naked back, but Tiffany, who sucked on US weak drugs, resisted with a sadistic reaction.
Kim Jong-un decided to treat Tiffany as a laboratory mouse; he tested Korean traditional drugs with Tiffany, the drug junk, before he made his way to the US.
When Tiffany lost his spirit to the powerful hallucination effect and became a sex slave of Kim Jung-un, who was satisfied with the result, decided that, 'The human experiment was successful for white people. From now on, white people around the world will fall into my sexual slavery, and my dream of conquering the world will come true.’
Kim Jong-un, who was eating pupa only because he lacked protein source, took the ovaries of Tiffany, a stamina dish that Koreans enjoyed as a delicacy, and then neatly ingested it because it's too bad to just throw it away the white race’s body, a Caucasus species that North Koreans had no chance of frequent contact.
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Does anyone else feel like we shouldn't add any more boards? It would divide the traffic, and /r/ fills the same role any supposed boards would.
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plz come support my board…

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These are the most comfortable underwear I have ever worn. Nothing comes close. Who do you think is a competitor.

Breathable Lightweight Micro-Mesh Boxer Brief
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send all shitskins back to shitskincountry
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Is this chan still alive?

Are people still active on this chan or is it kill?
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Greetings from Mewch, finalchan!
I come here to tell you that the cp spammer using our name and the domain ending in .cf is not us. It is simply using our name to share cp.

With love from your fellow comfy sister site.
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Hank had a little tumor removed from his paw. He will be alright.
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Hello board
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Finally a chan which I discovered with random search result.
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I'm back after a year. What have I missed?
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I have a real problem with farting. I fart probably somewhere around 600+ times a day if not more. I'm just trying to figure out ways I can prevent farting so damn much. I stopped drinking soda, I stopped eating fast food, and still the farts are coming out as much as ever. Does anyone else here have this problem?
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Self Improvement

What did you do today to be better than yesterday finalchan?
Are you stronger, smarter, or better at your job?
Post what your learning or trying to accomplish.

As long as you take a step everyday you'll make it.
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How empathetic is finalchan.net?
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Mewch.net says hi
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Okay I think you guys really need to do something about these bots, it's basically akin to vandalism at this point.
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Found Footage Stream

Do you guys have any interest in watching this? I literally just found out about this group tonight but apparently they're going to be streaming a bunch of footage from old found VHS tapes and do commentary on it.
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God Tier Soda Thread
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ITT: We pretend we're on 4chan
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What do you eat, finalchan?

Recently I've started just microwaving these and eating them plain or with a piece of cheese. They're essentially pizza pockets but cheaper and better for you.
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I have an instant pot. Ask me anything.
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"Hoppy" Easter finalchan!
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Our greatest responsibility is to serve our communities.

MSM in action.
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Last.FM Collage Thread

Post them collages. Link to make them is at http://tapmusic.net:80/lastfm/

Also r8/h8/obliter8
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Fuck 4chan

I recently posted on 4chan that I was having life problems and mentioned I was under aged so instead of trying to help me they just got me banned instead fuck you 4chan
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NEET and Hikikomori Thread

Anyone on here a NEET or a Hikikomori??.
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Rape threats against the daughter of U.S. President in South Korea

Rape threats against the daughter of U.S. President
in South Korea
Korean National Police Agency Cyber Bureau / Cyber Spying

Violaciones de amenazas contra la hija del presidente de EE. UU.
en Corea del Sur
Agencia de Policía Nacional de Corea Cyber Bureau / Cyber Spying

Vergewaltigung Drohungen gegen die Tochter des US-Präsidenten
in Südkorea
Koreanische nationale Polizeibehörde Cyber Bureau / Cyber Spying

Изнасилование угроз против дочери президента США
в Южной Корее
Корейское национальное полицейское агентство Cyber Bureau / Cyber Spying


Des menaces de viol contre la fille du président des États-Unis
en Corée du Sud
Agence de la police nationale coréenne Cyber Bureau / Cyber Spying


Cyber Bureau / Cyber Spying
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This guy.....

So I found this guys website and he legit has his address just sitting there and he wants people to send him shit lol. https://dark3n1ng.party/stuff.html = If you hate my blog or whatever send me whatever old junk or whatever you have.
My Address
1175 Lincoln Dr N DeKalb, IL 60115 New Hall West 109B1
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S.Korean Police's Fraud Drama Hits The World

Assassination threats against Barack Obama and Mark Lippert in South Korea
Korean National Police Agency Cyber Bureau / Cyber Spying

Amenazas de asesinato contra Barack Obama y Mark Lippert en Corea del Sur
Agencia de Policía Nacional de Corea Cyber Bureau / Cyber Spying

Morddrohungen gegen Barack Obama und Mark Lippert in Südkorea
Koreanische nationale Polizeibehörde Cyber Bureau / Cyber Spying

Угрозы убийствам Барака Обамы и Марка Липперта в Южной Корее
Корейское национальное полицейское агентство Cyber Bureau / Cyber Spying


Menaces d'assassinats contre Barack Obama et Mark Lippert en Corée du Sud
Agence de la police nationale coréenne Cyber Bureau / Cyber Spying


Cyber Bureau / Cyber Spying
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niceguy cringe thread
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this is nice site :^)
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yes I know it's not february anymore

>tfw confessing my love to my oneitis sometime this week
>she's probably going to take me back but the alternative is that I make a fool of myself and (possibly) ostracize myself from my entire group of friends
>couldn't get to sleep last night until 5 in the morning
>going insane with worry about what's going to happen, and feel constantly sick to my stomach thinking about her with the person she's currently half-dating
>she's moving soon so I'll never see her again in a few months if she still won't talk to me
>have to tell her because I'll live the rest of my life regretting it if I don't
I am probably going to move to Indonesia and just be a farmer or some shit if this doesn't work. Maybe I can learn kung fu as well. I promise I'm not in High School, I'd be on 4/8chan if I were

Are you with anyone currently, finalchan? Do you love them? Do they love you?
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So every once in a while I find myself wandering back here wondering what the fuck is up. You guys still exist? It's a goddamn miracle. I don't even know that anyone will recognize me, but congrats to all involved.

I remember this being Openchan, and I started the irc when the faggot mods on 4chinz went crazy. Good fucking times.
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Is it just me or has the site's traffic increased?
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Happy St. Patrick Day, finalchan.
Enjoy a ditty.
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Is she nice?
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Comfy /gon/dola thread!
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Helo were the menes at?
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your ticket to fun

come on down its the owl. everyones welcome. snacks and grills will be provided. get your ass in here niggas.
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A reminder for the younger users of finalchan.

No matter how good things are, sometimes shit happens.

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take a screenshot of your desktop no changing shit
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Its winter. Post some pictures you took
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One of our admins, you may know him as Torrential, is married, and his wife is pretty sick.
This thread is to wish him and his wife well, and to make a get well card.
Download it, write on it, decorate it, and repost it. Write big. you can write over the rocket.
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Where is the feral cat guy???
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Hi finalchan, I'm new at this IB but you guys seem so nice even though this board is a little bit dead, so I just come to say hi.
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What sites you visit when doing internet? Im really bored
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Ok friends.

I couldn't find a draw thread.

So here it is. Make a request, and someone draws it… poorly in most cases.
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Best snacks

Post your weakness.
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My crush rejected me a few months ago… Feeling depressed, anybody wanna subscribe to my youtube channel and watch me inject Dr. pepper into my hand?

Because that's what I'm about to do right now. I'm going to inject Dr. Pepper in my hand.

Anyway, check out my video while I get this picture taken.

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ITT: Draw yourself

Hard Mode: Guess who the person is if they're an ircfag
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What's his endgame?
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How long ago was Triggered Faith?

Is museum anon still around? He had some interesting gaming gear.

Whatever happened to that anon that was in love with his cousin? The last I remember she was getting married in a month, and then anon disappeared. Did he check out of life?
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Any other /r/esidents watching the wildcard weekend? Jags did gud, and I'm excited to see the saints corn hole carolina.
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Must repotting some plants but very low energy, maybe tomorrow or next week or whatever
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Im writing a paper about cars and the economy and ill post interesting things i find while doing that here.

Post interesting facts you find on the internet
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What's /r/ doing for new years this year?
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They told me not to puke this year

Here's to 2018 with you bros.
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I thought I was alone, but holy shit music is actually pretty trash right now: http://archive.is/vzayE
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Friday Thread: Christmas editon

Hey Finalchan, its almost Christmas!
How was your week? Any plans for the holiday?
What are you playin, drinkin, watchin, eatin?
Question of the week:
Whats your favorite Christmas Movie?
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please assist me with this

checklist of things to do in order to become a resident in japan

1. find out how much a plane ticket to japan costs. (check)

2. learn by what means do you perchase a plane ticket once obtaining the money.

3. find a job that will support plane ticket fee.

4. learn japanese fluently.

5. learn japanese culture, customs, history and social norms.

6. establish a job and place of living in japan and how to obtain them before going.

checklist to follow once getting there

7. study for citisenship test.

8. take citisenship test.

9. repete 7 and 8 until passing citisenship test.

10. renounce american citisenship in order to be allowed japanese citisenship.

11. marry japanese woman in case of continous failure at citisenship test.

list is subject to change


1. around $500.





6. get a house in edogawa, house should cost around Y42,800,000.





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Disney doesn't own the reviewers in Canada?

wtf? I love Canada now.
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What will Missoula do?

Missoula, Montana has TWO EPA Superfund sites that are full to the brim of toxic waste. The trouble is no one from Montana (White or Indian) is dumb enough to clean that shit up themselves. That's why Mary Poole, the IRC, and the Mayor's office decided to "invite" refugees into Missoula. Those poor people moved out of the frying pan and into the fire. Why is this allowed to happen in a civilized country and a Liberal city?

Superfund sites:
Smurfit Stone

Milltown Dam

46 doomed laborers for the pits.

The only "Soft Landing" is into a steaming pile of bullshit.

The Missoulian has a long history of breaking ethical, and possibly legal, standards to help the mayor.
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tumblr feminazis are planning a raid on 4chan-/b/
cant let this happen
blah blah blah
join counterattack discord to help
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Welcome to /r/!

I don't know what happened to the last rules sticky, but it's gone for some reason.

Welcome to /r/! This is NOT a /b/. This is a random discussion board. The board is NSFW, but porn goes to >>>/e/. If you want to shitpost, take that to >>>/sp/.

If this is your first time here, read the rules and the FAQ before posting (pls).