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11111 GET

slash esspee slash GET
death to cuckime
death to kaffir
ALLAHU ACKBAR
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Lol at assburger mod's
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Greetings from Finland. WTF is tis board?
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Song of the day thread.
If youre feeling a song a particular day, post it here. We can build up some kind of finalchan playlist.

If youre so inclined, maybe say something about why you picked it.
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Last.fm 3X3 5X5 thread

well with no /mu/ guess we should start another one.
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Who gets the flute

???
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Begging for money

Greetings denizens and denizettes,

My name is Daniel, today I come to you to beg you for your hard earned money. I am shamefully and humbly asking for financial support. (will pay it back though)
I humbly ask the mods, the users and everyone else to not treat me harshly and rather to listen to my plea first, and after all if you feel that my post is bad just ignore me, that's all it takes.

I live in a small town, everyone knows everyone else and I lost my job at a local establishment a few months back, I haven't been able to find a job locally since 99% of placements are already taken, I've tried to talk to locals about getting financial support but to no avail, I've asked the bank for a mini loan but to no avail, I've tried easy-loan companies and failed miserably.

I manage personal expenses by doing small menial tasks (farm work, moving, warehouse hourly pay and other such shit).

But rent is due on the 2nd of February, and I am 800e short which means I'll be selling my phone which will get me around 300ish if I'm lucky, and I need to magically come up with the 500e remaining.


I have no idea how I'll get the remaining for rent, so I thought of trying the internet, I've already tried to bid on freelance websites like freelancer, upwork and elance but I fear that even if I did get awarded a project it would take too much time (even after completion) to get paid, and my landlord is not the kind of guy that would wait, I basically need to pay the guy by max the 4th of February.

I can't fuck with this guy, I've already tried talking to him (twice) about extending my rent till next month and he gave me a solid and adamant "Can't do that, either you come up with the rent or make arrangements to be out by the 5th" By contract he has already given me my month's notice to find another place since he heard that I lost my job. That was a month ago, so after an hour of negotiation with him he finally agreed to let me take the flat till March, on the condition that I come up with money.

So as you can probably imagine, I am royally and utterly fucked. I've tried to seek out help from friends and family but nobody here has that kind of money to throw around, tops I got was my best friend who gave me 100 and told me he'd want it back anyway on the 10th.

So all in all I am asking the internet for support, if anyone is kind enough to throw money on a random idiot online please do so by sending it to my paypal at dandupontee@gmail.com

I swear to you this isn't a scam, I am not trying to con anyone, I am not trying to hurt anyone, nor am I trying to fuck with anyone, I am seriously naked and open here and asking for help. ranging from 1 euro all the way to the solid 800, anything that you can throw my way will incredibly help me and change my life.
I will post this anywhere on the internet in the hopes that I get maximum exposure, if you want to help me please do so and I will do my best to pay you back when I do get a job and financial stability.

If you guys wanna talk just write me a line on gmail or something.
I don't know what to expect from this, but don't throw too much hate and shit my way because honestly I'm at rock bottom already.
Last but not least, Please. I forgot to say please.
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/dep/ thread

/dep/ - depression

Complain about your shitty lives here, we can all wallow together. It'll be fun!
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Nintendo Direct 2/13/2019

GET HYPE
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wallpaper thread

current wallpapers and post other wallpaper you just like as well
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Meaningful Video Games

I wanted to make this thread to discuss video games that have impacted you profoundly in some way. I know most games are just dumb fun, but I and I'm sure most have you have come across a game or two that changed the way you thought about the world in a very real way. I'll begin with one of the games that changed me.

Today marks seven years since the release of Katawa Shoujo, a game that was very meaningful for me. It taught me a lot about relationships and life, and helped me look at my own dealings with people in a different way. It taught me to be more compassionate, to never white knight. It also taught me that I'll never truly know what is going on in someone's head, nor will anyone else know what is going on in mine. It's free, and you can download it here: http://www.katawa-shoujo.com/

What are some games that changed you, finalchan?
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Can you smell what anon is cookin?

One onion, one potato, one sausage, one pat of butter, one splash of olive oil, half a broccoli, and 10-12 minutes or so. Cover and flip when ever. Diet food!
I home alone attempting to cook for the first time and honestly didnt think cooking was this easy. I guess if retards like me have been successfully doing it for thousands of years it cant be that hard.
If i would change anything i would have added a pepper or two, may some hot sauce, but definitely some pepper and some salt.
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Desktop Thread

It appears the last one has died. See you space cowboy…

Post them desktops, time to show off that epeen!
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I DON'T WATCH PORN

I am more powerful than all of you faggots https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENs91xw0X3E
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Video game thread since /v/ is gone.
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plz come support my board…

https://n64chan.me/all/
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I remember I used to look at people with the handheld shower heads as losers. I think it had to do with all the jokes about women using them to masturbate. They just look so silly with that stainless steel tube dangling there. Then I purchased one (attached) and can't imagine going back to a regular shower head. It's super convenient when washing soap of your body, rinsing your hair, and taking care of your beard.

Anyone else used to hate something and then changed your mind about it after exposure?
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Who the hell is ℂ⌬©⍟ℕυͳ and why do I see him everywhere I go? Is he multiple people? What is his endgame? Pic unrelated.
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Requester

Can someone draw a sequence of this young lady bloating up and rolling around and saying They see me rollin' they hatin in the end?
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yellow is the worst imageboard color
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Post some albums that are good front to back, and include a youtube link

Justice - †
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb7cTUwPG-A

Cactus - Cactus
Apparently who ever uploaded the original deleted it so here is an archive link.
https://archive.org/details/youtube-dT9bOlQ6SP0
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2018 Year in Review

2018 is coming to a close. Did finalchan experience anything this year that is worth sharing.

Film/Music/Travel/etc
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Bible Study

I do a daily bible study 7 days a week and a nightly bible study m-f.
Night M-F: 7:30PM CST-US
Day: 1PM CST-US
https://twitch.tv/a7runaway

Its lofi, mostly takes place in terminal, music in the background, Dramatized NIV audio, arch linux, 900x540 res, and some nice music idkl
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Happy New Year!
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It's Christmas Time!

Whats /r/ doing for the season?

Just got done decorating cookie with my son for Santa.

> Fat fuck is gonna steal all the credit again this year
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I hope Santa was good to you finalchan. Merry Christmas, happy holidays.
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Don't we do Moon Jae-in impeach protest?

Don't we do Moon Jae-in impeach protest?
President Moon Jae-in, please reform the police and the prosecution who interrogate the suspect as a pervert.
I admit that I have to write this provocative title.
Please read the imaginative abundant investigation documents attached below.
Just three years ago, there was an interrogation of the prosecution and the police, who took someone and made him international criminals.
He asked for the investigation of the investigators, who were investigated in this way, but every time, all of the investigative commands were conducted by the Public Prosecutors' Office's Intelligence Service and none of them were charged with any crimes.
Unless Mr. President Moon Jae-in reform the old-fashioned way, the next turn will be Mr. President Moon Jae-in.
Moon Jae-in President of South Korea
moonriver365@president.go.kr

https://pastebin.com/raw/TLueXEWE
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Draw-fag thread

Story of the future - Part 1

1 / 5
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Make Anime Great Again.
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OOTP thread
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Only people 30+ yo should be allowed to vote. Discuss.
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Thoughts?
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Jesus of Nazareth

Jesus of Nazareth 1977:
https://imdb.com/title/tt0075520/
4 day viewing starting tomorrow December 18th-22nd 5 PM CST(11 PM UTC)
https://twitch.tv/a7runaway
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Hey /r/

It's October. Are you ready for the ?
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How empty does your life have to be that this is what youre remembered for after you pass on?

What do you want to be remembered for?
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>Fill Cofffee maker with water
>End up overflowing it
>Try to figure out how I can get the water out and not overflow the pot when I make said coffee
>See Subway cup from three fucking days ago I'd neglected to throw out
>Get genius idea
>Stick straw into my coffee pot and drink water out of it until it's under the line
>Rooommate walks in right as I'm doing this, locks eyes with me
>Throw straw out, sit silently, realizing I could have just let it brew and taken the pot out halfway and dumped a bit out

Anyone else here a complete fucking autist?
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>4chan/4channel split
>tumblr bans all nsfw
Besides more proof that finalchan is the last pure place on the internet, whats is with the push to appease advertisers recently? Surely these two monoliths on the internet making such a drastic change to the way they operate at the expense of userbase are related? Why now? What took so long?

TL;DR:
>4chan splits off SFW boards to create a site thats more palatable to advertisers who dont want their products associated with the cesspool.
>Tumblr bans NSFW content for hand wavy reasons, but its assumed to be for a similar reason
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Well, that's a nice surprise. Happened as I went from "Cart" to "purchase".
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Finalchan Anthem

Let's make this the oficial anthem of Finalchan.
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The Game Awards Take Place at 8:30PM EST.

That means in about an hour and a half.

There are supposed to be over 10 new game announcements. Can be streamed practically everywhere, YouTube, Twitch, Facebook, Twitter, Steam, Playstation, Xbox Live, mixxer, IGN, Gamespot, MLG, and whatever the fuck Caffeine is.

Normally I bounce between YouTube and Twitch (because my TV supports them)

https://www.youtube.com/thegameawards

https://www.twitch.tv/thegameawards

If we watch them together, then we aren't loners sitting in the basement, but empowered nerds!
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Black Friday is about to happen in the United States. Flipping through all the ads is a pain in the ass, and pretty pointless. Especially when others have already done the work for you.

Check out the spreadsheet below to find the best deals on video games, sorted by store, that way you can find something near you.


https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XJZgxzp5LGxVyp0RrR60Gf0oNmoUWBjX59R0dSyv6QU/edit#gid=0
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I am cleaning up my screenshots. Finalchan is free storage space. Enjoy!
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It's the end of Thanksgiving weekend.

I hope you all had a fantastic meal, good time with family, and got that warm feeling that makes you survive another year.

If not, then I hope you got some excellent black Friday deals!
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Obligatory Browser Thread

So, now that /t/ has been assimilated, I think we should bring back a proper browser thread, here on /r/. What browser are you using? Why? Why does it suck less than all the alternatives? Any addons you can't live without?

I'm currently on palemoon. Very excited that there's still a way to run ublock origin on here, and I also started using a user agent spoofer called "Secret Agent" on here that seems pretty good.
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huh….
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How empathetic is finalchan.net?
https://psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/
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Shitty movie screenshots

Python (2000)
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Mental health general

Hello finalfriends.
Someone I knew pretty well just anhero'd, so id figure id ask you guys how youre doing.
Hows your life going? Ever have issues with your mental health?
If you want to talk about it were here for you.
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Nanochan

I started a new imageboard three days ago. Come and shitpost!
http://nanochanxv2lxnqi.onion
https://nanochanxv2lxnqi.onion.sh (Clearnet)
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p2p lending

Okay this is serious. Anyone have experiences or knowledges with peer to peer lending ? I want to try invest in it.

K thx
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Hi
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Self-made Wallpapers

Post your self-made wallpapers. It can be anything.
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how often do you think homer jacks off?
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Troll the Planet

If you wanted to troll the entire planet, what would you do? I'm asking for a friend of course.
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>be 22
>be a jr in college (long story)
>be at a sorority for a waffle eating fundraiser
>one of the girls says she wants to hold a meme party
>flash backs to high school
'haha i remember those we used to have those in like 2011'
>get strange questioning look
'Yeah haha different memes tho, like rage faces and advice animals'
>girl says 'well i was 11 then i wasnt really looking at memes'

I felt old today finalchan. It hurt of all the ways to date yourself… Im 22 for chrissakes. Is it over for me?
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Ok friends.

I couldn't find a draw thread.

So here it is. Make a request, and someone draws it… poorly in most cases.
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>Banksy painting shreds itself moments after being sold for $1.4 million at London auction.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/banksy-painting-shreds-itself-moments-after-being-sold-1-4-n917326

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.

Keep commercializing my art you assholes.
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So does anyone else wanna ram there dick in bowsette/ boosette or am I alone on this one?
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Golden Oak Library

if any of you have a spell request you want from me out of my vast library of spells which are just collecting dust due to me having moved on to other things, I guarantee you there is a spell in there for nearly everything you can possibally think of, I myself haven't had a spell yet I couldn't find in there, so itt ask me for whatever you need and I'll post you a screenshot of the requested spell.
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The site is broken

Mods please fix it, I can't post pictures anymore and now I can't even post in my own god damn threads anymore wtf is going on? >:(
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What are /r/‘s thoughts on Christian rap?

> https://youtu.be/qgI05fgRrlQ
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What's /r/ doing tonight? I'm walking around vegas.
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==M/r/RA=

Make /r/ Random Again!

Visit https://theuselessweb.com/

Hold down the CONTROL key and click PLEASE (5) times.

Post result.
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Hello kind and law-abiding users of this board. Please come over to the new /b/ alternative /abc/, alternative random cancer so I can feel better about myself. https://8ch.net/abc/index.html
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Anybody still around from the openchan days?
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/gon/

Comfy /gon/dola thread!
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Political leaning test

8 values - a political leaning test

https://8values.github.io/

I took a political alignment test for the first time in my life.
Turned out that I'm mostly a centrist.
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Self Publishers thread, list em

I'll start,

Title: Memphis Megahertz and the Kansas City Fractal

What: Techno-Coffeetable/quote style book, follows 2 nostalgic computer systems through a Virtual American Empire.

Where: Amazon Sept. 7

PDF preview-download?: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FkK0NRe59EK2Chnw-lid6UToX3jweiKD/view?usp=sharing
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A meme for the old guys
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Finalchan Afternoon

Every weekday afternoon gather to the living room for a hit lineup of all your favorite cartoons, join the Lyoko warriors in a virtual world adventure as they attempt to overthrow the evil Xana in Code Lyoko

Jeremie Belpois (cutscene): return to the past now!

Or join Twilight and her friends on a magical adventure through danger and peril with My Little Pony

Twilight Sparkle (cutscene): Pinkie what are you crazy run!

Or join ash on his journey as he attempts to "catch em all" in Pok'emon

Ash Ketchum (cutscene): Pikachu, thunder shock now!

And then, every Saturday morning witness the "blue streak that speeds by"! Who is he? You'll just have to stick around and find out here on the Finalchan Afternoon, but until then we'll be back after these messages

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KiO2SBZ2238

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jR5O_nV2m-Q

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3GQ02nXQQiM
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Japanese Comedy Show

Hi I found extremely amazing videos and Japanese comedy videos. I can’t believe the videos are so cool and so funny. I think you should watch too. You can relief your stress by watching funny and amazing Japanese videos. I want to introduce Japanese amateur comedy to ALL of World.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI_Cyvk4vIJq5fdk4Cewqrg/featured
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlJvuwyyrIg
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Is this chan still alive?

Are people still active on this chan or is it kill?
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Is finalchan up for it?

the winner takes all

is the thrill of one more kill

the last one to fall

will never sacrifice their will
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Greetings Finalchan

Hello there Finalchan,

I've always loved how laid back this imageboard is, (even if it is partially dead in some areas).
I have been somewhat "inspired" and have created my own imageboard, (anonroad.info).
I understand this is somewhat of a shill post and I only ask for honest opinions on the initial setup of the site. I do not wish to blatantly spam-advertise your boards, but to simply say hello.
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Pure OC. Go die in a fire. I love you all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5jrTTM5xB4
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Memes

Do you think they’re just cheap humor that indicates a lack of attention and ability to think critically? Or are they the next step in subversion of expectations?
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YaCy vs Startpage.

What search engine are you using?
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Does finalchan read?

I recently read The Man Who Was Thursday and Norse Mythology.
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Friday Thread

It's Friday! How you doing Finalchan?

How was your week? Any plans for the weekend?
What are eating/drinking/watching/doing tonight?
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Finalchan Writes a Text-Based Aventure Game

ITT, We write a text based adventure game! I'll get us rolling with a classic start:

>You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.


What will you do?
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Fuck you niggers

Stay woke
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>endchan down constantly
>check the twitter feed everytiem
>keep noticing finalchan
>finally come to finalchan
>no /pol/ board
>no one hates jews anywhere here
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My sister is going to the prom tomorrow night, how I can make sure she doesn't lose her virginity?
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Black girls

Post hot black girls.
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Happy Independence Day Finalchan!

Be careful while shooting off those fireworks in remembrance of blowing up those red coats. You don't want to lose a finger.
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Public service announcement

as an example on how things never play out the way they do in the movies, here's the ending to the original 1964 Willy Wonka as is followed by how it would play out in real life if Willy Wonka had Aspergers

>Willy Wonka movie


Grampa Joe: it's an elevator

Wonka: it's a wonka vator! an elevator can only go up and down, but the wonka vator can go up and down, side to side, long ways and short ways, and up and till now I've pressed them all! except that one! go ahead Charlie!

now lets see how that same scene would play out if Willy Wonka had Aspergers syndrome

>Willy Wonka real life


Grandpa Joe: it's an elevator

you: it's a wonka vator! an elevator can only go…

Grandpa Joe: well I'm not going to argue with you! all i did was make an observation, and you want to argue with me about it right off the bat!

you: sir I'm not arguing with you I'm…

Grandpa Joe: see your doing it again! you don't need to argue with everything I say! and another thing…

10 minutes later

Grandpa Joe: and that's why I'm never eating your chocolate again!

you: can I say something really quick?

Grandpa Joe: go ahead!

you: all I was trying to say is that this is a special kind of elevator, that goes in more directions then just up and down! up until now I've pressed them all! except that one! go ahead Charlie!

Grandpa Joe: don't tell my kid what to do!!! why don't you press it!!!

you: fine

it takes off and the a**hole still wont shut up

Grandpa Joe: what the hell is happening?!!! get me out of this thing before I call the police!

yeah I'm sure this version would have been a family classic, I hope whomever is reading this is able to see by now why people with Aspergers live angry stressful lives, social nuance is a very real issue in today's society and engaging in unusual behavior like this toward those with Aspergers accomplishes nothing and only creates problems, it's the responsibility of society as a whole to do their part and see to it that these types of societal problems don't stick around for future generations of Aspergers to suffer through, clean up your act and your reward is a brighter tomorrow.
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On this thread: Cool shit. Let's teach each stuff

First up
The Duga woodpecker over the horizon radar in chernoboyl

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duga_radar
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Over-the-horizon_radar

Teach me sum'in finalchan
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Rally Thread

SAMIR PLEASE
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Let's make an animation, one frame at a time. I'll start.
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Non drawfag creative thread

I make a variety of trap rap influenced by hardcore punk, emo, screamo, and black metal.

latest track
https://soundcloud.com/keanuc/entropy

main page https://soundcloud.com/keanuc

Share your own stuff and feel free to comment on each other
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Excuse me

But what THE FUCK is going on here
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Show me your ideal gf
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Post glitches along with the link

https://flyingpanties.com/5aed10a847c4c000012bb55c

You can use the expression given in the link to make a similar glitch
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Can I just have a mod position or something, just to deal with the fucking spam? This site would be about a million times better without it.
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Does anyone else feel like we shouldn't add any more boards? It would divide the traffic, and /r/ fills the same role any supposed boards would.
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These are the most comfortable underwear I have ever worn. Nothing comes close. Who do you think is a competitor.

Breathable Lightweight Micro-Mesh Boxer Brief
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shitpeople

send all shitskins back to shitskincountry
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Welcome to /r/!

I don't know what happened to the last rules sticky, but it's gone for some reason.

Welcome to /r/! This is NOT a /b/. This is a random discussion board. The board is NSFW, but porn goes to >>>/e/. If you want to shitpost, take that to >>>/sp/.

If this is your first time here, read the rules and the FAQ before posting (pls).