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 No.4960[Reply]

I don't know what happened to the last rules sticky, but it's gone for some reason.

Welcome to /r/! This is NOT a /b/. This is a random discussion board. The board is NSFW, but porn goes to >>>/e/. If you want to shitpost, take that to >>>/sp/.

If this is your first time here, read the rules and the FAQ before posting (pls).


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 No.9596[Reply]

==M/r/RA=

Make /r/ Random Again!

Visit https://theuselessweb.com/

Hold down the CONTROL key and click PLEASE (5) times.

Post result.
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 No.9645

>>9644
http://dogs.are.the.most.moe/
This dog appears to be approaching escape velocity

 No.9664

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This one was trippy. Gotta play around with it a bit to get the experience.

http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/

 No.9665

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ←- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

 No.9677

>>9665

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo

 No.9709

>>9665
GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR

BATTLE BROTHER



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 No.8496[Reply]

What's /r/ doing tonight? I'm walking around vegas.
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 No.9694

>>9693
There seems to be a lack of trucks in that photo. Are you on one of the coasts where everyone drives girly cars?

Also, where is your front license plate? Seems like a requirement from the looks of the other vehicles.

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 No.9706

she wasn't there

 No.9707

>>9694
On the east coast we actually use our trucks instead of jacking them up into unstable and unusable monstrosities.

They require them in my state, but no officer has ever even mentioned it. If they did, id tell them its a plow truck and would have no place to put the plate.

 No.9708

>>9707
wow, feel emasculated because of your vehicle? I wasn't making fun of your truck, I was commenting that it's the only truck in the photo.



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 No.9692[Reply]

Hello kind and law-abiding users of this board. Please come over to the new /b/ alternative /abc/, alternative random cancer so I can feel better about myself. https://8ch.net/abc/index.html


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 No.9662[Reply]

Anybody still around from the openchan days?

 No.9663

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I think that's the only people still around.

 No.9691




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 No.8582[Reply]

Comfy /gon/dola thread!
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 No.8638

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>>8636
Hearty cac

 No.9651

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Found this.

 No.9658

>>9651
>gondola
>speaking
Lame. Kind of cute though.

 No.9659

>>9658

Thought it was worth a post, better than letting the thread die.

 No.9661

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>>9659
It'll never die.



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 No.9615[Reply]

8 values - a political leaning test

https://8values.github.io/

I took a political alignment test for the first time in my life.
Turned out that I'm mostly a centrist.
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 No.9639

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Results posted.

> Queue the snowflake liberal pussy comments

 No.9641

>>9639
i'm gonna troll you epic style libtard

 No.9643

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>>9639
Don't worry I'm right there with ya.

 No.9647

>>9637
meme

 No.9650

>>9643

So long as I’m not alone.

We shall stand united in our reasonable centrist views outside of not being dick bags to our fellow man!



 No.9499[Reply]

if any of you have a spell request you want from me out of my vast library of spells which are just collecting dust due to me having moved on to other things, I guarantee you there is a spell in there for nearly everything you can possibally think of, I myself haven't had a spell yet I couldn't find in there, so itt ask me for whatever you need and I'll post you a screenshot of the requested spell.
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 No.9520

>>9519
>Monad
Had to look this up, but from what I could gather yeah.

 No.9521

>>9512
Summoning lighting bolts at will is fantasy bs.

 No.9522

>>9499
Raise dongers worldwide

 No.9523

>>9522
Translation please.

 No.9555

but i gave away my mana pool years ago

>non-wizard ftroyd



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 No.9646[Reply]

I'll start,

Title: Memphis Megahertz and the Kansas City Fractal

What: Techno-Coffeetable/quote style book, follows 2 nostalgic computer systems through a Virtual American Empire.

Where: Amazon Sept. 7

PDF preview-download?: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FkK0NRe59EK2Chnw-lid6UToX3jweiKD/view?usp=sharing

 No.9648

A quick tip for scientific papers i heard (on Twitter) is that if you email the authors, theyll likely send you a free copy, since they dont get any money from the publisher when people buy acess to the paper.



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 No.9570[Reply]

A meme for the old guys
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 No.9594

how do you do, fellow chads?

 No.9595

>>9589
I'm having the same problem ever since getting kicked off ponyville.us

 No.9599

kek endchan is being raided by a trap autist

 No.9600

>>9599
How do you mean? Is this some weird stereotype or something where all bronies are seen as authentic?

 No.9601

>>9600
no, somebody has spammed at least 2 boards with a tranny pic



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