Greetings denizens and denizettes,
My name is Daniel, today I come to you to beg you for your hard earned money. I am shamefully and humbly asking for financial support. (will pay it back though)
I humbly ask the mods, the users and everyone else to not treat me harshly and rather to listen to my plea first, and after all if you feel that my post is bad just ignore me, that's all it takes.
I live in a small town, everyone knows everyone else and I lost my job at a local establishment a few months back, I haven't been able to find a job locally since 99% of placements are already taken, I've tried to talk to locals about getting financial support but to no avail, I've asked the bank for a mini loan but to no avail, I've tried easy-loan companies and failed miserably.
I manage personal expenses by doing small menial tasks (farm work, moving, warehouse hourly pay and other such shit).
But rent is due on the 2nd of February, and I am 800e short which means I'll be selling my phone which will get me around 300ish if I'm lucky, and I need to magically come up with the 500e remaining.
I have no idea how I'll get the remaining for rent, so I thought of trying the internet, I've already tried to bid on freelance websites like freelancer, upwork and elance but I fear that even if I did get awarded a project it would take too much time (even after completion) to get paid, and my landlord is not the kind of guy that would wait, I basically need to pay the guy by max the 4th of February.
I can't fuck with this guy, I've already tried talking to him (twice) about extending my rent till next month and he gave me a solid and adamant "Can't do that, either you come up with the rent or make arrangements to be out by the 5th" By contract he has already given me my month's notice to find another place since he heard that I lost my job. That was a month ago, so after an hour of negotiation with him he finally agreed to let me take the flat till March, on the condition that I come up with money.
So as you can probably imagine, I am royally and utterly fucked. I've tried to seek out help from friends and family but nobody here has that kind of money to throw around, tops I got was my best friend who gave me 100 and told me he'd want it back anyway on the 10th.
So all in all I am asking the internet for support, if anyone is kind enough to throw money on a random idiot online please do so by sending it to my paypal at email@example.com
I swear to you this isn't a scam, I am not trying to con anyone, I am not trying to hurt anyone, nor am I trying to fuck with anyone, I am seriously naked and open here and asking for help. ranging from 1 euro all the way to the solid 800, anything that you can throw my way will incredibly help me and change my life.
I will post this anywhere on the internet in the hopes that I get maximum exposure, if you want to help me please do so and I will do my best to pay you back when I do get a job and financial stability.
If you guys wanna talk just write me a line on gmail or something.
I don't know what to expect from this, but don't throw too much hate and shit my way because honestly I'm at rock bottom already.
Last but not least, Please. I forgot to say please.
No man, I don't need that.
I am just a faggot asking for financial help online, I'm not what you think I am.
so you're *not* a poor faggot begging online for money?
Well you got the faggot part right. Give me reasons why we should help you? Give me a reason why you feel you should be able to shit up the board with W-Begging?
Fuck you dude we all have issues. I’ve been homeless, and I didn’t bend my pride over a table and rape it for a quick buck. Have some dignity and embrace the fact that you failed to make arrangements with shelters and other facilities around you.
Won't the government help you?
800 euros is a lot of money. Maybe you should move to one of those "No-Go" zones, I am sure rent is cheaper. You just have to deal with he stabbings.
No idea if you're reading this, but good luck Daniel. I have no money to give you, but I will hope you get the best.
Daniel, I have no money to give you.
But I am going to give you my axe. May it help you in your battle against the mighty 500e Rent Monster