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 No.5812[Reply]

hey /b/ got a question

so ive been watching and learning alot recently from these customs shows for my country (uk) but I came up with a hypothetical situation about the whole thing.

lets say you travel from the uk to spain right
when in spain you get robbed and lose your passport and phone in desperation you decide to jump into the back of a truck destined for the uk with what little change you have.

or even worse you decide to do it as some kind of stunt to see what happens


so you make it to the uk port and then customs find you hidden away in the back of a truck what would happen?

you illegally entered but at the same time you are a citizen of that country which would nullify the illegal immigrant aspect of it but how would it be handled?
what laws have been broken?

discuss

 No.5813

they would take you in begrudgingly

 No.5814

I doubt anyone here is a British immigration lawyer, but youd probably be charged with crossing the border illegally and a bunch of other crimes. Irl if this happens, go to the embassy for your country, theyll help you out

 No.5815

>hey /b/

Where do you think you are?



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 No.5805[Reply]

Get down and boogie!

 No.5806

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 No.5802[Reply]

What happen to endchan???? Cant open it

 No.5803

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Haven't been there in years. Usually someone forgets to pay the light bill and then remembers when it goes dark.

 No.5804

>>5802
Did you try some of the other addresses? I know .xyz goes dark now and then.



 No.5785[Reply]

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 No.5800

Impressive. Where did you find the template to copy?

 No.5801

>>5800
template? I used the software LeafPad.



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 No.5789[Reply]

This is nice. I assume you have to be blind to be an Orioles fan, so it's great to see them reaching out.

 No.5790

Those are actually pretty aetheticly pleasing.

 No.5791

I've seen blind fans at our minor league games. They listen to the radio broadcast through their phones

 No.5792

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>>5789

They also broke the record for worst season in franchise history that night

 No.5795

>>5789
Don't you have to touch braille to read it?

 No.5797

>>5795
If Only Blind People Could See What the MLB Has Done For Them.



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 No.5793[Reply]

Yankees are trying to keep the sox from clinching at Yankees stadium. Were 0-2 so far, hanging on tonight.

 No.5796

Rip



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 No.5794[Reply]

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 No.5352[Reply]

where the fuck is milo

 No.5787

look up your ass faggot

thanks

 No.5788

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you just found a milo man wow congratules



 No.5622[Reply]

Is milo still here?

 No.5623

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 No.5627

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 No.5786

no



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 No.5777[Reply]

love. life.
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 No.5779

>>5777
shrek 5 is currently in development actually, this'll soon need and update.

 No.5781

>>5779

unless the release gets vetoed!

 No.5782

hay~

 No.5783

>>5779
>shrek returns after a 10 year hiatus

 No.5784

>>5783
Could you imagine the memes?



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