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irc in a nutshell
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Baseball.

Yankees are bums.
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Is milo still here?
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Ywan thread

Post your best Ywans

https://arrestfacts.com/Ywan-Lewis-4W2I7
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No talkie until I've had my cawfee.
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I KEEP RRYING TO CLICK THE /SP/ LINK ON MOBILE BUT MY FINGERS ARE TOO BIG AND I END UP CLICKING THE NEWS PAGE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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sniffffffffffffffff mmmm yes my dear, quite pungent indeed

sniffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ohhh, yes dear, another please


Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes
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mmmmmm yes very nice, my sweet. Is that curry, I smell? A hint of mango chutney? Exquisite.

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff…oh yes my dear….sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff….quite pungent indeed…is that….dare I say….sssssssnniff…eggs I smell?……sniff sniff….hmmm…yes…quite so my darling….sniff….quite pungent eggs yes very much so …..ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff….ah yes…and also….a hint of….sniff….cheese…..quite wet my dear….sniff…but of yes…this will do nicely….sniff…..please my dear….another if you please….nice a big now….

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Oh yes…very good!….very sloppy and wet my dear….hmmmmm…is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?…hmmmm…..let me…..let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling…….hmmmmm….hmm..yes….that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear….ah yes….let me guess…curry for dinner?….oh quite right I am….aren't I?….ok….time for sniff…..sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff…..hmmm…hhhmmmmm I see…yes….yes indeed as well curry……hmmm….that fragrance is quite noticeable….yes…..onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?…..hmmmmm….yes quite…..

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
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Sir, we've located the rebel bass.
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It's still early in the season.
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How does the rabbi make his coffe?
Hebrews it
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shitpeople

send all shitskins back to shitskincountry
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Milo's new blog (rip old blog 2015-2017)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHERE IS MY FUCKING BLOG I DIDN'T COME BACK TO THIS SHITHOLE FOR NOTHING NOW MY BLOG IS FUCKING GONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NO ONE SHOULD EVER HAVE THE BALLS TO DO THIS YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE
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THANK YOU BASED DENG
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autistic-chan
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Shoop is a filthy jew

Seriusly, Fuck this fucking shit and fuck all you cucks

You niggers don't even SUCC
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JOIN TODAY

who is the bully?
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Shilling

I made a website in basic html and wanted to share it with the world of Finalchan

I'm open to suggestion, but I think it's already perfect tbh

https://unitythememe.github.io/

pic related, the lack of CSS makes the site look like something of the Win95 era (or worse)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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You guys don't know what it's like to be me. Beautiful, smart, and popular.
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Whalecum 2 /sp/






were u cn express ur needz 2 mak psts of shite. Globl rooles still apli, dis is NSFW bored bt pls pst pr0n in >>>/e/.
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Helo were the menes at?
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KAWASAKI! SUZUKI NISSAN YAMAHA!
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i lik sport budy
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Radiohead fans are superior in nature, we are the Alpha. The Chad. I can only feel sorry for those who reject the complex sounds of Radiohead and the spiritual vocals of Thom Yorke.
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170px-The_ROCK.jpg

170px-The_ROCK.jpg
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>be Dunston
>Check in
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It's obvious when you put it like that.
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weird shit i find on youtube

i like to find weird shit on youtube so im gonna post some of the stuff i find here. first video is this
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Well, finalchan? What is it?
>inb4 datamining
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for fuck's sake, unity. close dat mouf
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Testing to make sure I didn't break the website.
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3 fucking years

happy birthday finalchan, hope the easter bunny leaves lots of chocolates, also don't forget to leave cookies and milk out for james dean
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I made a sandwich
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Jews gonna jew?
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We need more frens
https://keychan.cf/
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Me IRL
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Alaska Jokes

What do you call an Alaskan mix-and-match?
Yupik what you want!
What happens when an Alaskan sports team loses?
It's not very anchoraging!
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==What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.==
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Did ℂ⌬©⍟ℕυͳ die?
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Just got some new crayons. They're dank! Need coloring pages with images just as dank. Help, anon.
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Wasn't sure if this went in /co/ or /sp/

/sp/ to be safe.
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#Welcome2001
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look at this gay shit i made plox

yes it's terrible and yes i know the music stops partway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLomDzfLzNM
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Government shutdown!

Are we doing The Purge now?
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Ask me anything

yo k u n t z ask me whatever u want i will answer to the best of my abilut
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Stuck in this game. wut do?
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where the fuck is milo
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Funny videos or images to make me laugh.
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Guys
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The Southern Poverty Law Center's list of hateful hash tags for October 24th through December 22nd.
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le testing
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A bald, white beard man from Superior Lake in Minnesota, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful young woman at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special necklace for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and showed them a $3,000 necklace.

The man said, “No, I’d like to see something more impressive.”

With that, the jeweler went to his special room and brought another necklace over. “Here’s a wonderful necklace at only $30,000,” the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes shined and her whole body trembled with excitement. The bald old man seeing this said, “We’ll buy it.”

The jeweler asked “How will you pay this necklace sir? ”

The old man responded, “By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the necklace up Monday afternoon.”

On Monday morning, the jeweler furiously phoned the old man and said, “There’s no money in that bank account.”

“I know,” said the old man. “But would you like to hear about my awesome weekend?”
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Webm thread?

Webm thread.
Dumping some good ones
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Merry Christmas Finalchan!!!!!!!1111!!!
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cseti
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hi
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Alright, Finale chan, it's the Christmas Holiday season and that means vacations, time off from work, and traveling.

Get on your local Craigslist website and find the perfect vehicle for a road trip. We're cramming everyone in that thing and hitting up all the tourist traps.

Rules: It must run. It must be under $5000
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I lovee memeposting
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*tips*
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My soul is dark… and so is my skin
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TABBY WORSHIP THREAD

my deR villager has had the pleasure of meeting Tabby.

you may worship her ITT. me-WOW!

she finds wolves scary. so refrain from posting any reference to that this hellaween
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Everyday we stray further from God.
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It's getting close sport/shitpost.
What's your prediction?

Yankikes gonna take it all!
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Amazon just sent this to me in an email.

I immediately visited the site and search for onaholes.
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Really want take a shit so bad
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Stealing memes is okay? With watermark of course
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Cat apple
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Anyone want some gulags?
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Freeeeeaaaakkkksssss
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I GOT CHICKEN JALAEPENO HOT POCKETS INSTEAD OF SPICY PEPPORONI ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO I HAVE TO WAIT A WHOLE WEEK BEFORE DAD GOES TO THE GROCERY STORE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HATE MYSELF ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Goatse is not goat, its all lie!
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fat pig

Just look at this disgusting fat ugly whale would you go out looking like this, she is from Burbank and takes a shower once a week. Imagine all the cheese between her butt cheeks.
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SUPPORT EINPROZENT.DE
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milo is the best artstist i have seen in this site not gonna lie
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Ssshhhhhhh
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REMINDER: Rapture coming September 23rd. Be careful, stay true to God.
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Is this place still alive? Like really alive? Not just some bots? Oke? Yes?
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This is my cat. He is mine.
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such a nice dead board you got here
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A Blog

Hello. i'm linus and this is a blog
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Was working on this and thought it sort of looked like those backgrounds you could put cling-on stickers to as a kid.
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Posting to test out an image I is working on.
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What has four letters, sometimes has nine, but never has five
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Baseball general

Bitch about your team's season edition; Yankees fans need not apply

>JJ Hardy out 4 to 6 weeks

>Chris Davis out until at least the all-star break
>No sign of Zach Britton
>Ubaldo
>mfw
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Roasting in epic marshmallow
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Alright, listen here faggots. Finalchan needs MEMES. MEMES I TELL YOU.

So, in this thread, we will force memes. Simple as that. Some memes will die. Some shall never take off. Few of these memes will stand the test of time and live forever. Let us commence the memery, brothers!

I present our first meme candidate: Oddbodposting! Oddbods is a low budget cartoon for children. This meme entails using an image of said cartoon with the caption "O D D" when you have nothing to contribute to a thread.