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Merry Christmas Finalchan!!!!!!!1111!!!
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A bald, white beard man from Superior Lake in Minnesota, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful young woman at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special necklace for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and showed them a $3,000 necklace.

The man said, “No, I’d like to see something more impressive.”

With that, the jeweler went to his special room and brought another necklace over. “Here’s a wonderful necklace at only $30,000,” the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes shined and her whole body trembled with excitement. The bald old man seeing this said, “We’ll buy it.”

The jeweler asked “How will you pay this necklace sir? ”

The old man responded, “By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the necklace up Monday afternoon.”

On Monday morning, the jeweler furiously phoned the old man and said, “There’s no money in that bank account.”

“I know,” said the old man. “But would you like to hear about my awesome weekend?”
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Alright, Finale chan, it's the Christmas Holiday season and that means vacations, time off from work, and traveling.

Get on your local Craigslist website and find the perfect vehicle for a road trip. We're cramming everyone in that thing and hitting up all the tourist traps.

Rules: It must run. It must be under $5000
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I lovee memeposting
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Funny videos or images to make me laugh.
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*tips*
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Webm thread?

Webm thread.
Dumping some good ones
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My soul is dark… and so is my skin
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TABBY WORSHIP THREAD

my deR villager has had the pleasure of meeting Tabby.

you may worship her ITT. me-WOW!

she finds wolves scary. so refrain from posting any reference to that this hellaween
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Everyday we stray further from God.
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It's getting close sport/shitpost.
What's your prediction?

Yankikes gonna take it all!
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Amazon just sent this to me in an email.

I immediately visited the site and search for onaholes.
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Really want take a shit so bad
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Stealing memes is okay? With watermark of course
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Cat apple
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Anyone want some gulags?
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Freeeeeaaaakkkksssss
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I GOT CHICKEN JALAEPENO HOT POCKETS INSTEAD OF SPICY PEPPORONI ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO I HAVE TO WAIT A WHOLE WEEK BEFORE DAD GOES TO THE GROCERY STORE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HATE MYSELF ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Goatse is not goat, its all lie!
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fat pig

Just look at this disgusting fat ugly whale would you go out looking like this, she is from Burbank and takes a shower once a week. Imagine all the cheese between her butt cheeks.
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SUPPORT EINPROZENT.DE
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Milo's new blog (rip old blog 2015-2017)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHERE IS MY FUCKING BLOG I DIDN'T COME BACK TO THIS SHITHOLE FOR NOTHING NOW MY BLOG IS FUCKING GONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NO ONE SHOULD EVER HAVE THE BALLS TO DO THIS YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE
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milo is the best artstist i have seen in this site not gonna lie
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Ssshhhhhhh
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REMINDER: Rapture coming September 23rd. Be careful, stay true to God.
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Is this place still alive? Like really alive? Not just some bots? Oke? Yes?
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This is my cat. He is mine.
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such a nice dead board you got here
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A Blog

Hello. i'm linus and this is a blog
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Was working on this and thought it sort of looked like those backgrounds you could put cling-on stickers to as a kid.
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Posting to test out an image I is working on.
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What has four letters, sometimes has nine, but never has five
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Baseball general

Bitch about your team's season edition; Yankees fans need not apply

>JJ Hardy out 4 to 6 weeks

>Chris Davis out until at least the all-star break
>No sign of Zach Britton
>Ubaldo
>mfw
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Roasting in epic marshmallow
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Alright, listen here faggots. Finalchan needs MEMES. MEMES I TELL YOU.

So, in this thread, we will force memes. Simple as that. Some memes will die. Some shall never take off. Few of these memes will stand the test of time and live forever. Let us commence the memery, brothers!

I present our first meme candidate: Oddbodposting! Oddbods is a low budget cartoon for children. This meme entails using an image of said cartoon with the caption "O D D" when you have nothing to contribute to a thread.
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Patience Johnson nude thread bbw sexy slut.
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Going to use this thread as an image host.


Can't stop me.
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Youtubers are so helpful.
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I'm back and ready to vlack
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hello.
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I was watching old game shows on TV today, and I think I found Lena Dunham from the 1960's.

wtf?
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Hank who?
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Congratulations to the ultimate Class Act, the Captain, number 2, Derek Jeter.
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torrential plox respond bby
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Holy cow, yanks come back from 9-1 to win 14-11
The game had 8 hr, 2 grand slams, 10 innings, and was one of the best games I've seen, since the pitching duel I saw yesterday.
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/pol/ bread
hile hitley
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“Do you really want to know who it was? Well, it was—”
And softly, confidentially, arching her thin eyebrows and puckering her parched lips, she emitted, a little mockingly, somewhat fastidiously, not untenderly, in a kind of muted whistle that name that the astute reader had guessed long ago.
“Finalchan.”
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Make /sp/ Sports Again

A week into the MLB season how's your team doing?
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Found 'im.
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🅱ig 🅱oy thread

this is a thread for 🅱ig 🅱oys exclusively
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penetrate me deeply, daddy

swiggity swoogity im cumming for that booty
https://discord.gg/XmTbjK4
https://discord.gg/sBkWskq
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hey guyz so what if final chong was called start ching lol

pic relative, me on the left side of said image
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T-Mobile Giving Away MLB.tv Subscriptions

Since a bunch of you faggots watch baseball, I thought you might be interested in this. Today only it seems, but T-Mobile customers get a free subscription to MLB.tv, which lets you watch the games on your phone, roku, apple tv, fire stick, etc

Also you can watch 4 games simultaneously on your computer and select which feed you want (home/away).

Plus you get access to the MLB At Bat app which pretty much gives you every bit of information about games, players, teams, scores et al

Anyway, if you are on T-Mobile there seems to be no reason to pass on free shit.

https://www.t-mobile.com/mlb?icid=WMM_TM_Q217MLBTVP_18NB2XJHRZ48033
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Two years is forever in internet time.
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I am the edgelord
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illu

illu
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shit i misstyped, sorry

shit i misstyped, sorry
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classic wine
tastes like grapes
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My shirt matches the tile.

Sorry about the water drops and black spots.
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Chipper Time

Chippers gonna be good.
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^-^
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Make /sp/ Sports Again

mfw Opening Day
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Sleep tight doggo
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If you are reading this, you have been visited by the Imageboard Necromancer.
Good traffic and high PPH will come to you, but only if you post this message to 5 other dead imageboards to spread his reanimating magick.
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The NSFW

I love NSFW
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Ban assault backpacks.
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Anon, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. An-o-n: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. An. O. N. He was An, plain An, in the morning, writing four feet ten in one shitpost. She was Anon in slacks. He was Anon at work. She was Anonymous on the dotted line. But in my arms He was always Anon. Did she have a precursor? He did, indeed she did. In point of fact, there might have been no Anon at all had I not loved, one summer, an initial 4chin. In a shitpost by the /b/. Oh when? About as many years before Anon was born as my age was that summer. You can always count on a shitposter for a fancy prose style. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the Shills, the CTR, Democrats, noble-winged SJWs, envied. Look at this tangle of shit.
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This board

is VD90Rstein approved!
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Test
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ITT WE LARP

THIS THREAD IS 4 LARP OINLY. I'M GONA LARP AS SOMEONE WHO DOESNT DRINK BUT I CAN'T DO IT TBH FAMALAMALAMALAMALAMALMA. sorry for all caps btw would redo but dont car enough to redo all that text. :)))))))))))
>pic unrelated
why do fags use greentext for "pic unrelated" when it's not quoting anyone. stupid faggots. anyway plz like comment and subscribe for more gay threads like this one.
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STOP SHITPOSTING!!!
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MY NAMA JEF

can we get a "my name is jeff" meme thread going?
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how do you like your salami? i like a gallon of it tbh
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milo is bilo

milo is bilo
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SUSPICIONS CONFIRMED!
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Sometimes i like to do this thing. I get a litre of milk, right, then i take the cap off the bottle (or bag as we canadians have sometimes) and i stick my dick in.

So then i wait until i get a good bit of milk in my urethra and pull my cock out, you following?

So finally, in a fit of sexy rage I proceed to squeeze the milk out my dick and pretend I'm a cow, mooing erotically.

…Anyone else know this feel?
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Hi!
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Cast your votes.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12346508
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cum to irc, coconut
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Don't do this.
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im the SQUATman
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petition to ban unity from /sp/

everyone who's for, raise your hands
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Ritz or nothing

Saltinefags BTFO
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Remember: illu is rood
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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get it?
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The Unity Thread

This is a containment thread for the shittiest of shitposts, the ones that are so shit they are considered too lowbrow for /sp/. Enjoy.
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greetings
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>this board
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Ask me anything

yo k u n t z ask me whatever u want i will answer to the best of my abilut
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I was the guy that nuke the board. Ask me anything, keep in mind there's a 95% chance I won't respond to you.
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Grocery shopping, will make sushi.
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thread #2

NOOO MY BLOG
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Meems
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Whalecum 2 /sp/






were u cn express ur needz 2 mak psts of shite. Globl rooles still apli, dis is NSFW bored bt pls pst pr0n in >>>/e/.