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 No.1237[Reply]

How does /co/ feel about the new Venom movie leak?

 No.1239

It looks /co/mical. Hopefully it looks better in motion. I'm not a fan of the color palette the film (in that snapshot) is using. Was hoping a Venom movie would have more of a Logan type look.

 No.1243

>>1237
Not a "leak" anymore. Watched the entire trailer last night. I wasn't really impressed with much from it. I'll probably watch it once it's been released and uploaded in HD online. I thought Venom looked okay but they could have still done a lot better. I just don't really see much of quality in movies anymore.

 No.1245

>>1243

Just watched the trailer and I'm with you. It looks more like an episode of a TV show. I didn't really like the look of Venom either. The back story looks pretty ridiculous also. There was no redeeming factor for me. A trailer is supposed to get you interested, and this did the opposite for me.

Nice to see Jenny Slate playing a role other than Jewish Slut. Hopefully this will help her get other roles.

 No.1246

We are Venom…


dat tongue. shut yo mouf.

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 No.1072[Reply]

What year did the WWE become trash in your opinion? For me I couldn't stand to watch it anymore after 2006. I've tried to come back for the special nights, anniversaries, and just to give it another try. Only for each and every time to get extremely disappointed and feel depressed at what it has become.

 No.1073

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Very early 2000's for me. I checked in on it a couple of years ago, and I watched a 3 hours how that only had 3 matches in it. The rest was soap opera.

I watched Wrestlemania 35 this year, and was still disappointed. Though the crowd was huge, and the production was expensive, so it's still going strong. It appeals to a lot of people that aren't me.

Luckily there are a lot of other shows to watch that have good wrestling. Impact, Lucha Underground, AAA, Ring of Honor, NJPW…



/v/

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 No.1775[Reply]

Nintendo has selected a new President for the company. Kimishima's role as interim president has come to an end.


https://www.timesheraldnews.com/world/nintendo-sees-the-best-annual-profit-in-nine-years-on-switch-announces-new-president-7nh0mbuu0e


Other news from their fiscal year report includes the stunning reveal that The Legend of Zelda: Breathe of the Wild is the highest selling game in the serious. Currently sitting at approximately 10 million copies sold.

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 No.1778

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>>1775
I might have to invest in a Switch.



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 No.1766[Reply]

This came out in North America today.

Not a typo, North America.
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 No.1771

>>1770
did you get it silenced before the moaning sounds started? uguu~~

 No.1772

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>>1768
>>1769
Oh boy, seems like Nintendo might come back to my future. I kind of gave up on them after the Gamecube as I hated the Wii. I literally only have a Wii for homebrew reasons.

 No.1773

>>1772

There are quite a few really great games on the Wii.

Madworld
Punch Out!
Zach and Wiki
De Blob
Hous eof the Dead Overkill
Umbrella Chronicles
Resident Evil 4 (which is the best version)
Metroid Prime 3
Xenoblade Chronicles
The Last Story
Super Mario Galaxy 2
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 No.1774

>>1773
>No More Heroes 3

wew. Obviously 2

 No.1777

>>1773
>Resident Evil 4 (which is the best version)
Literally how is it?



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 No.7994[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Every weekday afternoon gather to the living room for a hit lineup of all your favorite cartoons, join the Lyoko warriors in a virtual world adventure as they attempt to overthrow the evil Xana in Code Lyoko

Jeremie Belpois (cutscene): return to the past now!

Or join Twilight and her friends on a magical adventure through danger and peril with My Little Pony

Twilight Sparkle (cutscene): Pinkie what are you crazy run!

Or join ash on his journey as he attempts to "catch em all" in Pok'emon

Ash Ketchum (cutscene): Pikachu, thunder shock now!

And then, every Saturday morning witness the "blue streak that speeds by"! Who is he? You'll just have to stick around and find out here on the Finalchan Afternoon, but until then we'll be back after these messages

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KiO2SBZ2238
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 No.8940

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The lizard queen (cut scene): gasp! Is that the opening to Toonami I hear? Quickly my minions, lift me from the kitchen and to the living room, your queen demands it.

>Toonami opening

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k4R3cr8-OdU

>We'll be back after these messages

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rGU7o9_PcnE

>the cartoon

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3LEtVbpQl64

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 No.8942

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 No.8993

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The lizard queen (cut scene): gasp! Is that the opening to The Finalchan Morning I hear? Quickly my minions, lift me from the kitchen and to the living room post haste!

Narrator: lol and lift her there they did with great speed so much so the queen's butt, thighs and belly all jiggled and wobbled like the jello she eats every hour on the hour to keep her figure, and with that visual out of the way on with the show.

>Toonami opening

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k4R3cr8-OdU

>We'll be back after these messages

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bg1m6IXW5Dw

>the cartoon

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FDTSAAgLOXM



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 No.8938[Reply]

Finally a chan which I discovered with random search result.
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 No.8947

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 No.8954

Wew

 No.8962

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>>8954
CACONUT

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 No.8992

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/r/

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 No.8939[Reply]

Hello board
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 No.8960

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 No.8961

>>8939
hello mr. zizek

 No.8968

>>8960
>Jewgle
No surprise here.

 No.8987

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 No.8989

Hello.



/co/

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 No.1247[Reply]

lel

 No.1248

Is there an alternate cover ? You know, a sexy version?



/sp/

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 No.5483[Reply]

THANK YOU BASED DENG
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 No.5542

endchan's dead, now what

 No.5544

>>5542
Wasn't endchan an 8ch clone?

I guess you could go to 8chan.

 No.5551

>>5483
Literally who? I don't keep track of niggers.

 No.5578

>>5544
>Wasn't endchan an 8ch clone
actually, no, it isn't. It runs on completely different software. While user-created boards are a part of endchan, the underlying structure is different, and from what I know, a lot less broken.

 No.5579

>>5578
maybe not in that way it wasn't a clone, but endchan did start as a response to 8ch (and infinity) and had a similar idea to posting guidelines and user-created boards which makes it inspired by 8ch, and therefore is kind of a clone in a way. Just not in a *technical* way.



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 No.8971[Reply]

I'm back after a year. What have I missed?

 No.8972

Hey everyone~

It's Anonymous!

 No.8974

>>8971
this is gay

 No.8975

Sweet dreams and dank memes

 No.8983

>>8972
Thank you for welcoming me back.

>>8974
Well I've been getting closer to putting objects in my butt for some small amounts of money on the internet out of desperation. So yeah, I guess I'm a huge faggot.

>>8975
Memes have been toxic for the last 6 years now. AT LEAST if not longer than that.

 No.8988

>>8972
not too much. /comfy/chan is still /comfy/. Traffic comes and goes, but the core is still here for the most part.



/r/

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 No.8984[Reply]

I have a real problem with farting. I fart probably somewhere around 600+ times a day if not more. I'm just trying to figure out ways I can prevent farting so damn much. I stopped drinking soda, I stopped eating fast food, and still the farts are coming out as much as ever. Does anyone else here have this problem?

 No.8985

You can actually have a serious medical condition that may lead to Diverticulitis, which will then lead to other issues. At least you are letting the gas out, which is a good sign.

I suggest seeking medical attention and logging your diet, including alcoholic beverages. Bacterial growth in the intestine is normal, but if there is an imbalance you may be harvesting a yeast farm, which will also produce more gasses.

Good luck, anon.



/r/

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 No.7861[Reply]

What did you do today to be better than yesterday finalchan?
Are you stronger, smarter, or better at your job?
Post what your learning or trying to accomplish.

As long as you take a step everyday you'll make it.
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 No.8963

My name is Shoop DaWoop mod of the finalchan.net , General of the squat rack, loyal servant to the true emperor, CICO. Father to a murdered buffet, brother to a retarded dog. And I will have my jawline, in this life or the next.

 No.8964

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>>8963

Empowering.

 No.8969

I finally got around to calling the bank about my account being disabled for online banking for the last 4 months. I almost had a breakdown dealing with a phone call but got through it.

 No.8976

>>8969
Glad you were able to overcome your fear.

 No.8982

>>8976
Thank you, today I'm going to try to actually clean up myself real nice, and go outside. I haven't been outside other than to mow my grass since July.



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 No.8921[Reply]

How empathetic is finalchan.net?
https://psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/
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 No.8967

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Holy shit I just noticed at the bottom

 No.8970

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I didn't expect this.

 No.8973

>>8970

This might be the first time I legitimately mean it when I say it.

kill yourself.

 No.8978

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Who made this quiz. I'm gonna find them and kill them.

 No.8981

>>8973
You're probably right. But I can't do it myself. Wonder if there's any real help to improve this or am I just simply fucked?



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 No.1216[Reply]

This show looks promising…
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 No.1238

>>1236
She has probably the best-looking costume on the CW, aside from Stargirl.

 No.1240

>>1238

I watched the firs couple of episodes just because she looks so damn good in that costume. The story was pretty bad though, and eventually my brain overruled my benis.

 No.1241

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>>1240
Had your brain and benis worked in tandem, you would have just fapped to her nudes.

 No.1242

>>1241
I actually prefer the outfit on…

 No.1244

>>1240
I've only watched the crossover episodes with the Arrowverse that's about it. Arrow has become shitty, Legends is bad but still watchable, and The Flash is the final hope but even it's been going somewhat downhill as well.



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 No.5516[Reply]

autistic-chan
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 No.5520

>>5518
No. It's a cute autistic girl.

 No.5521

She is pretty cute to be honest. You guys just have a shit taste when it comes to girls.

 No.5538

>>5521
>narrow soft jaw
>skinny fat
>brown hair and eyed
>big nose
Would not breed with. Not every girl who isnt obese is cute anon. Maybe you need better standards.

 No.5539

>>5521
Even I think you have shit taste, and that's saying something

 No.5540

>>5519
Man, that literally looks like me at 16 when I was going through my "faggot phase".



/p/

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 No.1067[Reply]

Memes

 No.1068

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>mfw

 No.1069

>>1067

Found sauce. The original is quite cringe. This edit is 100000000000 times better.

 No.1070

Is there a manga/comic about an actual QT girl who's secretly a world class wrestler?

 No.1071

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>>1069
Thats why its a meme, you dip



/r/

 No.7157[Reply]

On this thread: Cool shit. Let's teach each stuff

First up
The Duga woodpecker over the horizon radar in chernoboyl

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duga_radar
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Over-the-horizon_radar

Teach me sum'in finalchan
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 No.8291

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>>8288
>>8283
Gears are cut in a specific pattern to reduce friction and ensure smooth engagement

 No.8292

>>8291
you can see they only touch in one place at any one time.
The bottom gear is driving the top

 No.8931

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>Lets take a plane cut a hole in it and put in a telescope.

Fucking Americans man.


https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/240626-take-look-inside-sofia-nasas-flying-telescope

 No.8951

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What is this dark magic?

 No.8953

>>8951
forced perspective



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 No.3152[Reply]

Wwud to my auntie

 No.3156

I'd hit it… with a crowbar.

 No.3158

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She looks like an alternate universe Nancy Wilson.

 No.3162

>>3152
I would put she a mask and fuck her.

 No.3172

AHAHAHA. Did a reverse image search and got a lot of cross dressers in the results. https://yandex.com/images/search?p=1&url=https%3A%2F%2Ffinalchan.net%2Fe%2Fsrc%2F1523761266191.jpeg

Also, are they having a party in a funhouse? Why is it so filthy there?



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 No.8708[Reply]

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 No.8910

RIP.


The stores near me have had the 30% off signs up for a month now. I haven't been in to check and see how empty the shelves are. Might check it out. It's a shame really, because Toys R Us is the only box store you could still get a bucket of army men for cheap. They also have awesome foam dart guns from companies other than NERF. Bought a gun from there that fired 40 darts without needing batteries. It was great.

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 No.8935

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>>8932

Ha, looks like Toys R Us rejected his offer. Wooo!

Swung by mine today, almost bought a 28" tall barbie to rub my dick on. Or an 12" DC Super Hero Girls doll, or a Monster High doll.

 No.8936

>>8935
>that batgirl

hnnnng

 No.8944

>>8935

My store has a %40 Off Everything sign on the front doors, with "some exceptions apply".

Go inside and everything is marked with 5% or 10% off stickers.

Worst capitalist liquidation ever.



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 No.5491[Reply]

Seriusly, Fuck this fucking shit and fuck all you cucks

You niggers don't even SUCC
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 No.5511

>>5510
buenos dias fuckboy

 No.5512

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 No.5513

Buenos dias fuckboy.

 No.5514

>>5512
>Shadman

 No.5515

>>5514
get on irc

buenos dias fuckboy



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 No.2723[Reply]

see

 No.2725

dibs on the russian

 No.2783

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https://eroangellove.tumblr.com/(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.3161

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next

 No.3163

>>3161
That's Natasha Portman, and the image is from Defloration.



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 No.5505[Reply]

 No.5506

Stripper has STD's.

What a surprise.



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 No.5488[Reply]

It's still early in the season.

 No.5489

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Thank goodness.

 No.5493

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>>5489

It's going to be a long season



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 No.5485[Reply]

who is the bully?

 No.5486

no bulli pls

 No.5487

>>5485
*makes a rape joke*

 No.5490

I L L U I S R O O D



/co/

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 No.1221[Reply]

Comics for Wednesday 4/18/18

http://comics.gocollect.com/new/this/week
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 No.1231

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>>1222

I too am picking up AC#1000. Seems like it's just a collection of stories. It must be really popular, because I see it's already relisted for the next few months.

## Further Adv Of Nick Wilson #4 ##

>Image Comics: April 18, 2018 Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky Art: Steve Sadowski Cover: Pete Woods


>Cover Price: $3.99 UPC: 70985302542900411 Diamond ID: FEB180620 GCIN: 992673


>When a mysterious crippled stranger appears on his doorstep, Nick Wilson discovers that the ramifications of his super-powered past actions have unfolded in unexpected ways.

 No.1232

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>>1221

I'm also getting Moonshine, which I think is one of the best comics out right now.

Moonshine #9

>Image / Valiant: April 18, 2018 Writer: Brian Azzarello Art: Eduardo Risso Cover: Eduardo Risso


>Cover Price: $3.99 UPC: 70985302234300911 Diamond ID: FEB180656 GCIN: 992585


>'MISERY TRAIN,' Part Three: Lou Pirlo learns the dark art of snake-charming, but when things go horribly wrong, readers will learn whether there's enough swamp magic in all Louisiana to keep our boy alive.

 No.1233

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Wild Storm #13

>DC Comics: April 18, 2018 Writer: Warren Ellis Art: Jon Davis-Hunt Cover: Jon Davis-Hunt


>Cover Price: $3.99 UPC: 76194134644101311 Diamond ID: FEB180262 GCIN: 992577


>John Lynch, once the director of IO, the secret deep-state agency that runs Earth, is on the road. His darkest project, Thunderbook, has been uncovered, and he needs to warn the principals, now scattered across America. Hiding. Because they were his most successful experiments. And none of them are completely human anymore.

 No.1234

I can't remember if Domino #1 was supposed to come out this week, or last week, but I was a bit interested in it. Written by Gail Simone, so it could be hit or miss.

 No.1235

>>1230
I actually might pick this up.



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