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Anonymous 05/01/2022 (Sun) 10:51:09 No. 16825 [Reply]
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oh no. how will we recover from this devastating blow?

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Anonymous 02/19/2022 (Sat) 01:38:30 No. 16376 [Reply]
My mom says I should get a girlfriend but I don't want to. What do?
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>>16402 > bitches are expensive And you would know?
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>>16524 Yes...
>>16570 The bitchy??
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>>16376 >What do? Move out. Live your own life

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Mods Are Asleep! Anonymous 04/11/2022 (Mon) 22:54:39 No. 16695 [Reply]
I heard a dirty rumor that no one monitors this board. Have at it!
>>16695 Great video
... rumors ... what rumors? ... anon on the nets is truth (net=trap)
>>16703 and traps are gay. net=trap=gay. Therefore, anons are on the gays.
gay=game=gambit ... the fashion of chance ... the trends of persuasion as de'facto martial law (media:mimic:merit=mind-control)

Anonymous 04/08/2022 (Fri) 23:16:59 No. 16682 [Reply]
The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now in this very room
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>>16686 That looks chaotic and beautiful. Is that your gameplay? How are you liking it?
>>16691 Yea it's my gameplay. It's really fun! Would recommend. I happened to pick up a minigun with an explosive rounds modifier that basically trivialized everything I've seen so far. I might sell it.
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>>16692 >>16693 I tried to upload av1 encoded webms. FC no likey.
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if it looks like I couldn't see shit, you'd be correct

22.2.2022 (22h22m22s) Anonymous 04/12/2022 (Tue) 01:59:21 No. 16700 [Reply]
... who regrets non making 22.2.2022 more of a thing? (extra points for synchro-astro rhetoric?)
The calendar is a man made object for tracking time. just make another calendar and do 22.02.2022 again.

Anonymous 04/12/2022 (Tue) 01:49:19 No. 16697 [Reply]
open words music (net=trap) Anonymous 04/12/2022 (Tue) 01:48:00 No. 16696 (4.44 KB 640x480 umwished())ankh'cardinalia~cc~win8hp15(amd(dc'e1'6010'apu)~&&os(antix19p3(debian)~fsf(gpl)~linux)~mtpaint~foss.png) ... Anger .. Without a name, it's a trap ... This is a rare genetic behavior and students to find in the maze of gloom ... ... It is a privilege to have players for the future ... loops of confession, come out.. This family comfort in mind struggles to eat you now ... This group is great for social justice and good ... ... ... Causes a bizarre delirium - the party spreads out the strictest possible to increase the likelihood of those events ... ... I was walking ... Shame about the dark ... ... Between the deaths of the sun will not necessarily be extensive open plateaus during crazy exclusive events that are interesting and friendly ...

House Party Teen Threesome Anonymous 01/24/2021 (Sun) 00:44:22 No. 15159 [Reply]
this ugly fuck right here filmed fucking these two 14yo models he met at a party he was invited to come along with by a friend who's friend was having a house party. the models were friends with guy's (who house it was) sister, he got talking to them while grabbing a drink on one of the drink tables moments into it could see one of them rubbing up on him before going up stairs to the sister's bedroom. where they processed to start sucking his cock, when they saw how big it was ask him to film them on this phone where he then went on have sex with both of them on the sister's bed and filed the entire event. was said that he sent the clip to both of them. pictures below are the closest to what they looked like.
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>>15430 still haven't found it but been hearing talk from a friend of a friend that he's skate parks chatting to girls who hang around there and bringing them back to his place and having sex with them, filming most of them and posting them on the deepweb so if you ever happen to be on there, you might come across them and you'll who that it's him he's got a massive cock very very skinny and a really really deep voice
>>15159 has anyone found the video yet?
Hi there!

Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 13:40:49 No. 16607 [Reply]
What happened to this Nintendo Switch? How does it get this way? Poor thing has seen some shit.
>>16607 bruh those slippers in a foot massager
>>16613 How bad