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 No.4960[Reply]

I don't know what happened to the last rules sticky, but it's gone for some reason.

Welcome to /r/! This is NOT a /b/. This is a random discussion board. The board is NSFW, but porn goes to >>>/e/. If you want to shitpost, take that to >>>/sp/.

If this is your first time here, read the rules and the FAQ before posting (pls).


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 No.7994[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Every weekday afternoon gather to the living room for a hit lineup of all your favorite cartoons, join the Lyoko warriors in a virtual world adventure as they attempt to overthrow the evil Xana in Code Lyoko

Jeremie Belpois (cutscene): return to the past now!

Or join Twilight and her friends on a magical adventure through danger and peril with My Little Pony

Twilight Sparkle (cutscene): Pinkie what are you crazy run!

Or join ash on his journey as he attempts to "catch em all" in Pok'emon

Ash Ketchum (cutscene): Pikachu, thunder shock now!

And then, every Saturday morning witness the "blue streak that speeds by"! Who is he? You'll just have to stick around and find out here on the Finalchan Afternoon, but until then we'll be back after these messages

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KiO2SBZ2238
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 No.8940

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The lizard queen (cut scene): gasp! Is that the opening to Toonami I hear? Quickly my minions, lift me from the kitchen and to the living room, your queen demands it.

>Toonami opening

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k4R3cr8-OdU

>We'll be back after these messages

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rGU7o9_PcnE

>the cartoon

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3LEtVbpQl64

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 No.8942

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 No.8993

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The lizard queen (cut scene): gasp! Is that the opening to The Finalchan Morning I hear? Quickly my minions, lift me from the kitchen and to the living room post haste!

Narrator: lol and lift her there they did with great speed so much so the queen's butt, thighs and belly all jiggled and wobbled like the jello she eats every hour on the hour to keep her figure, and with that visual out of the way on with the show.

>Toonami opening

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k4R3cr8-OdU

>We'll be back after these messages

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bg1m6IXW5Dw

>the cartoon

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FDTSAAgLOXM



 No.8938[Reply]

Finally a chan which I discovered with random search result.
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 No.8947

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 No.8954

Wew

 No.8962

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>>8954
CACONUT

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 No.8992

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 No.8939[Reply]

Hello board
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 No.8960

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 No.8961

>>8939
hello mr. zizek

 No.8968

>>8960
>Jewgle
No surprise here.

 No.8987

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 No.8989

Hello.



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 No.8971[Reply]

I'm back after a year. What have I missed?

 No.8972

Hey everyone~

It's Anonymous!

 No.8974

>>8971
this is gay

 No.8975

Sweet dreams and dank memes

 No.8983

>>8972
Thank you for welcoming me back.

>>8974
Well I've been getting closer to putting objects in my butt for some small amounts of money on the internet out of desperation. So yeah, I guess I'm a huge faggot.

>>8975
Memes have been toxic for the last 6 years now. AT LEAST if not longer than that.

 No.8988

>>8972
not too much. /comfy/chan is still /comfy/. Traffic comes and goes, but the core is still here for the most part.



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 No.8984[Reply]

I have a real problem with farting. I fart probably somewhere around 600+ times a day if not more. I'm just trying to figure out ways I can prevent farting so damn much. I stopped drinking soda, I stopped eating fast food, and still the farts are coming out as much as ever. Does anyone else here have this problem?

 No.8985

You can actually have a serious medical condition that may lead to Diverticulitis, which will then lead to other issues. At least you are letting the gas out, which is a good sign.

I suggest seeking medical attention and logging your diet, including alcoholic beverages. Bacterial growth in the intestine is normal, but if there is an imbalance you may be harvesting a yeast farm, which will also produce more gasses.

Good luck, anon.



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 No.7861[Reply]

What did you do today to be better than yesterday finalchan?
Are you stronger, smarter, or better at your job?
Post what your learning or trying to accomplish.

As long as you take a step everyday you'll make it.
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 No.8963

My name is Shoop DaWoop mod of the finalchan.net , General of the squat rack, loyal servant to the true emperor, CICO. Father to a murdered buffet, brother to a retarded dog. And I will have my jawline, in this life or the next.

 No.8964

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>>8963

Empowering.

 No.8969

I finally got around to calling the bank about my account being disabled for online banking for the last 4 months. I almost had a breakdown dealing with a phone call but got through it.

 No.8976

>>8969
Glad you were able to overcome your fear.

 No.8982

>>8976
Thank you, today I'm going to try to actually clean up myself real nice, and go outside. I haven't been outside other than to mow my grass since July.



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 No.8921[Reply]

How empathetic is finalchan.net?
https://psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/
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 No.8967

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Holy shit I just noticed at the bottom

 No.8970

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I didn't expect this.

 No.8973

>>8970

This might be the first time I legitimately mean it when I say it.

kill yourself.

 No.8978

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Who made this quiz. I'm gonna find them and kill them.

 No.8981

>>8973
You're probably right. But I can't do it myself. Wonder if there's any real help to improve this or am I just simply fucked?



 No.7157[Reply]

On this thread: Cool shit. Let's teach each stuff

First up
The Duga woodpecker over the horizon radar in chernoboyl

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duga_radar
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Over-the-horizon_radar

Teach me sum'in finalchan
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 No.8291

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>>8288
>>8283
Gears are cut in a specific pattern to reduce friction and ensure smooth engagement

 No.8292

>>8291
you can see they only touch in one place at any one time.
The bottom gear is driving the top

 No.8931

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>Lets take a plane cut a hole in it and put in a telescope.

Fucking Americans man.


https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/240626-take-look-inside-sofia-nasas-flying-telescope

 No.8951

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What is this dark magic?

 No.8953

>>8951
forced perspective



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 No.8708[Reply]

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 No.8910

RIP.


The stores near me have had the 30% off signs up for a month now. I haven't been in to check and see how empty the shelves are. Might check it out. It's a shame really, because Toys R Us is the only box store you could still get a bucket of army men for cheap. They also have awesome foam dart guns from companies other than NERF. Bought a gun from there that fired 40 darts without needing batteries. It was great.

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>>8932

Ha, looks like Toys R Us rejected his offer. Wooo!

Swung by mine today, almost bought a 28" tall barbie to rub my dick on. Or an 12" DC Super Hero Girls doll, or a Monster High doll.

 No.8936

>>8935
>that batgirl

hnnnng

 No.8944

>>8935

My store has a %40 Off Everything sign on the front doors, with "some exceptions apply".

Go inside and everything is marked with 5% or 10% off stickers.

Worst capitalist liquidation ever.



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