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Suicide tonight Anonymous 03/09/2022 (Wed) 07:05:26 No. 16464
I failed at suicide. Tried using a thread, it wasnt strong enough. This time Im using a wire. Im not failing this time. I want the world to know that Jessica Beechin from Chelmsford MA is 10% responsible for my suicide. If 90% of the reason is because of the economy here, then 10% of the reason has to do with the fact that Ive been displaced many times by her friends who have the ability to speak.
>>16464 Bro, do you really want people to know the reason you off'd yourself is because of a Jessica? Edit this post immediately so that you at least sound like you gave up because of real problems, and not some pussy named Jessica. Write a manifesto explaining the indecencies you see in the world. Don't go out like a punk bitch.
>>16464 lul so did u killed urself?
>>16464 Suicide by hanging is not easy and 90% of the time people just end up hurting themselves. Sometimes it leads to unwanted intervention if others notice bruises around the neck. Bad move. I'm not at all saying you should commit suicide. Especially over a girl who is likely a used up slut with STDs. Sluts often look down on men with less wealth, unless that is you are already known to be a playboy and have a reputation fucking other girls. Peer pressure is deep with women and they love to gossip about relationships. If you don't have a history with other girls chances are they won't be interested. I absolutely am NOT suggesting anyone do so, but the only real way to kill yourself without fucking up or without pain is deliberate narcotic overdose or a big bore caliber pistol (something like 10mm or .45 ACP) right above the ear to blow out the brain stem. That said, the only reason someone should ever consider suicide is if they know their life is already ruined and they absolutely cannot fix it what-so-ever. Like you go bankrupt, can't pay rent, don't have family or friends to go to for help, gonna end up on skid row.... that kind of bottom of the heap dread. Otherwise you should try to seek help and get your life back together.
>>17234 Terrible advice all around. The better way to aim for the brain stem is in the mouth and angled slightly up. Over the ear and through the side of the head will likely miss it. And consider the mess. The best way to kill yourself is painless carbon monoxide poisoning. Buy a mini charcoal grill, go on a camping trip and cook hotdogs inside your tent. Painless death that looks like an accident. Furthermore, suicide is always a bad idea if you're not happy. Suicide should only be committed after you've accomplished all you set out to do and your life is unquestionably and satisfyingly finished. After all, to forge our own path through life and then end it on our terms is the ultimate celebration of our humanity.
>>17267 Terrible advice all around. The best way to kill yourself is to go to school and get a degree in a field that is over crowded and/or mostly useless. Get a job to pay back the money for the degree while also incurring more debt with a home loan. Climb the corporate ladder and apply the skills you have learned in the past, providing more income but instead of paying off your previous debts you incur the cost of nicer vehicles, bigger house, RV, quad, boat, etc. Pay 35% of your labor to the federal government, additional portions to the state as punishment for having a job, college debt and your home and vehicle loans. This is a slow and mostly painless method. It won't be until near your '50s when you start to realize everything you accomplished is for nothing and then the crushing realization will trigger a heart attack. Boom! No muss, no fuss.
>>17268 Except now they have pills that let you last until 80-something
>>17267 Carbon monoxide poisoning is another way to do it, true. But why would anyone commit suicide if they are happy? I would think it should be reserved for the absolute worst possible scenario that (hopefully) you'd never run into. Like having to go to prison or being forced to live on skid row. >>17268 Most degrees in universities are a racket. Unless you are getting into some profession like criminal law or astronomy for a job at NASA at the expense of tax payers. >>17290 Popping pharmaceutical pills typically is not good for health. If you want to live longer you eat healthier foods (organic non-GMO vegetables and fresh meat without hormones from local farmer markets), you need to exercise and get fresh air and sunshine every day and take high quality supplements like vitamins, magnesium, methylsulfonylmethane and zinc which are rather expensive today.
>>17391 to everyone in this thread suggesting recs; fuck you.
The ol rope method

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